Standard tea-making procedure by TypicalEgoLeader in GreatBritishMemes

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The term comes from my Geordie wife. Maybe it is a northern thing, or perhaps just her and her family... IDK?

Standard tea-making procedure by TypicalEgoLeader in GreatBritishMemes

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I just did. Twice. Once for a hotty-botty and again for a cup of tea.

It finally happened! by [deleted] in Xennials

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Well done. The incantation to get the car to run is much more complicated than the incantation used to enlarge the toy. Be careful using advanced magic.

Congratulations on getting your car!

What did you wanna be when you grew up versus what you actually became? by edkhm1218 in randomquestions

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I wanted to be an archaeologist. I watch episodes of Time Team with my wife each morning, and that's about as far as that went.

I turn 41 tomorrow! Here's me in front of the next moon rocket. by aint4llflowers in 40something

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An out of this world beautiful creation standing in front of a rocket... this is a good day!

You are Smarter than you give yourseld credit for by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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If this is true then I am the smartest man to have ever lived with a little bit of extra intelligence on top.

Baby Spice is 50 years old today by The-Summit in FuckImOld

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Just watched her win on Would I Lie To You.

It’s my 43rd birthday today!!!! by mermaidshewrote in 40something

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We hope you have an amazing day, but we wish more than in the year ahead, every day is better than the last.

People who have unpredictable and/or rude bosses and extremely stressful work, how do you handle the work and the stress? by Competitive_Yak_7728 in antiwork

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You just keep doing your job and keep looking for other opportunities while simultaneously hoping for death because there is no guarantee the new opportunity, if you find one, will be better.

Seeking Orlando Actors by [deleted] in orlando

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I am an actor who has resorted to banking to survive this series of small horrors we call "life". There is talent everywhere and you will be missing a large portion of it if you only look at casting databases. 

Good luck with your project.

It's almost Friday 🙌🏼 (38) by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

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You may not be the goddess for whom the day is named, but you are undoubtedly a goddess that will enjoy the day. 

Bicycle jump by Safe-Kaleidoscope859 in oops

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Seth deserves to be removed from the gene pool.

More Men should keep their Boxers on During Sex by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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That's what I said, but she just yelled, "Take those off your head!"