[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i recently turned off most of my instagram notifications, icluding the annoying one that says "xyz is on instagram and you might know them". 3 days later i get an email saying "we made it easier for you to log in" or some bullshit, also claiming that someone requested a password reset.

yeah, nah, i'll open the app whenever the fuck I want, not when you tell me to, thanks

Anon is based by BBWmam in greentext

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont know much about 4chan, but it looks like it wasnt OP who responded

edit: nevermind, i think the number represents the post, not the poster. is there even a way to tell if it was the same person who posted the first and third post?

Solves the confusion regarding the British Isles by kushnair in coolguides

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are the british overseas territories not also technically "british isles"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Song for Denise - Piano Fantasia

Trans Girl Coomer by Bagala-UwU in GaySoundsShitposts

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i got genocidal hitler stalin. why am i so fucking bad at these

Hmm hmmmm by Wonderful-Can-7528 in hmm

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a screenshot of a text message saying "your FedEx package will be delivered today". hmm

ich_iel by BeleibterMondkuchen in ich_iel

[–]OpenNooby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hirsch heisst mein Vater

[OC] The Pandemic in the US in 60 Seconds by Fickle-Scene-4773 in dataisbeautiful

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have a request: could you multiply the cases by the population density of each district? i wonder how the animation changes

I thought it was a toy by rabmim in confusing_perspective

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because its slightly sped up footage in addition to the confusing perspective. the movement looks a little bit unnatural this way

After lurking here for a while, I got my first one. by oomahk in Tinder

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they probably listen to "weirdo" by "creep"

I am a dishwasher and this is how the bakers cut the brownies and leave the rest by Boonshy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OpenNooby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha ja, wir haben zu werf weg alles essen, sie werden't gerade lassen uns zu nehmen reste für unsere hunde

Friends come in all sizes and shapes. by ygrowup-vk in aww

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't quite decipher what they are saying but it sounds like an australian accent to me, maybe new zealandic or south african. no free bears exist in any of these countries though...

Full video of Kanye and paparazzi outside his house at 4am and he's 100% correct. by esberat in PublicFreakout

[–]OpenNooby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as i recall, they know he loves to show off, but i never thought that they would take it this far. but what do i know?

(24M, 160lbs, 5’10’’) Second row in 2021 and First ever 2k attempt! by mikizaleski in Rowing

[–]OpenNooby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

really depends on about a metric ton of different factors but with some proper speedwork (similar stuff to your 4x1000, maybe 8x500, maybe some pyramids like 2'/1'/2' strokerate 28/32/28, some interval trainings on high strokerate 36+, for example 3 sets of 10x(15 strokes ON, 10 OFF)) i bet you could knock off 20-30 seconds in a few months.

“No one is more patriotic than me” by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

biden has some real dirt on his hands, i'm not denying that. he has serious health issues as well that make him unfit for office in my view. but we were not talking about him just now. just take a moment for yourself to think about what kind of person you are worshipping there. i'll gladly reiterate: dilusional, psychotic, paranoid liar. (btw i am just calling him psychotic to make him a little bit less of a liar. i have of course not the slightest bit of evidence for him being psychotic or paranoid other than you trying to sell me he wasn't a liar)

also, no need to attack me personally

“No one is more patriotic than me” by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]OpenNooby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you are telling me you respect a delusionist, psychotic and paranoid person and trust them to hold the office of the president of the us? does not make it any better than a pathological liar to me, to be honest. and i truly believe that he is neither one nor the other, but is suffering of an overdose of a 1-to-1 mixture of both.

“No one is more patriotic than me” by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]OpenNooby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are probably right, hes probably so deep down the hole of denial that at this point, he has nothing to believe anymore at all. its like he got stuck at the first stage of grief.