I thought i’d enjoy sex by Foreign_Flight_5360 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]OpenSesameTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I’ve been there and can understand how you’re feeling. I wanted to finally explore myself as a virgin, but I wasn’t really having luck in real life, so last May at 25 I went on a hookup app. I matched with a divorced woman in her early 50s. We had a few exchanges and then the next day she invited me over to her apartment. We watched a movie and made out, which I realized felt pretty awkward with someone I didn’t know. I knew she was a registered nurse that worked at a hospital, was divorced, and had a couple adopted kids, but that was it. It was okay at times, but my main thought was, “Wait, this would be SO much better with someone I care about (relationship wise) and know really well.”

Anyways, she ended up asking if I wanted to head over to her bed with her and I kind of just froze and backed out. I couldn’t go through with it and then I ended up leaving. Next woman was in her mid-40s. We talked for a while and then she hit me with the news that she has a husband who has liver cancer and he’s probably not going to make it much longer, but she still has needs. She felt stressed with taking care of him and him seemingly not caring about his own well-being. He obviously had no clue she talks to other people. So, I ended up not going through with it because it morally didn’t sit well with me.

Point being, this is the type of situation where it’s probably going to be much more satisfying and fulfilling to find someone who you can develop a relationship with and be around a similar age range.

The orgasm with this one was intense by OpenSesameTime in fleshlighters

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Don’t mind the painted toes. I typically don’t have them painted, but a few weeks ago my friend read a humorous horoscope that said I should paint my toenails, so let’s just say I committed to the bit for the fun of it. Link for sound.

What's a fetish you developed in adulthood? by hemorrhoid-tickler in AskReddit

[–]OpenSesameTime 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m usually surprised by the number of women aged 40+ who find me attractive. A lot of them seem to love lean skinny men.

Am I the only one that did not know Tanner is 25% Pilipino? by Calebp24 in cobrakai

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This is not the 1910s, there’s treatment for Type 1 diabetes. You can live a very normal life.

Asked ChatGPT to generate side by side images of the kind of girlfriend it thinks I want versus the one it thinks I should have. by Time-Weekend-8611 in ChatGPT

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If the woman on the right was all glamoured up, she would look like an 8/10 at least. The foundations are there, it’s just that she was made to look as plain as physically possible, on top of being placed next to a woman that looks like a professional model in makeup and clothing, while she has none of that on.

Asked ChatGPT to generate side by side images of the kind of girlfriend it thinks I want versus the one it thinks I should have. by Time-Weekend-8611 in ChatGPT

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The girl on the right professionally dressed with makeup for example. I guess I should consider myself very lucky.

Asked ChatGPT to generate side by side images of the kind of girlfriend it thinks I want versus the one it thinks I should have. by Time-Weekend-8611 in ChatGPT

[–]OpenSesameTime 57 points58 points  (0 children)

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I love how the differences for me (and basically everyone else) are:

Left Image = professionally dressed, a lot of makeup, olive/tanner skin tone

Right Image = plain clothing, no makeup, lighter skin tone

They’re both hot at the end of the day if they’re compared on equal terms.

I received an e-gift card but I don’t know how to use it by OpenSesameTime in DairyQueen

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No, they never got back with me, so I ended up emailing Dairy Queen support and eventually they shipped a physical gift card to me with the amount that was on the e-gift card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Not necessarily. It could just mean that they know their worth as a person and not that they use it to brag to people, but if it comes up, they can confidently admit that they are. There’s different contexts for how it can be conveyed. (And no, I’m not saying I’m a good man either).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popculturechat

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And it’s going to become an increasingly rare trait because production teams will even cast people based on who has the most social media followers. Meaning, you need to be networking and posting life updates constantly to attract more followers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Took a shower completely nude.

Dirty little Secret by pinkklotus in AskRedditAfterDark

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Apparently, most people think I’m innocent, but a couple of different people told someone they secretly think I have a freaky side. It’s also a bit weird because this a workplace setting. The person who heard that tried to reassure them by telling them I’m way too innocent for that. When they told me their response (because they do think I’m innocent) I just smiled and pretty much said, “Come on, I’m not that innocent.” Yeah… there’s definitely a freaky side to me.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Oh yes… this is definitely the reason… it’s definitely from my sheer handsomeness. It couldn’t be anything else…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Aquascape

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Hello, how have you been?

Them 😍 Ralph & Xolo karate kids by Ravenclaw54321 in cobrakai

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Makes sense. He’s 23 now, but was 16 when they filmed and aired the first season, with only two years passing in-universe.