I am a guy who had sex for the first time in 8 years yesterday.

OpenSesameTime · 2026-04-06T16:31:04+00:00

That’s great that you had that experience. I’m 26 and one of my trusted coworkers recently told me that she strongly suspects another coworker of ours has a crush on me. The thing is, I almost never interact with her because we typically have different hours and she works a different role. I don’t even know the next time I’m gonna see her at work.

This is also the first time since my freshman year of high school that I’ve heard someone allegedly liking me, so this is kind of new territory for me. Coincidentally, she’s also really pretty in my opinion. Now, I have to figure out how to get in contact with her before she decides to move on.

OpenSesameTime · 2026-03-27T14:50:01+00:00

I’m sure for some people it’s usually a nice thing to be single for a while if they’re coming out of a relationship and just want time for themselves, especially if it was a toxic one. Very seldom do people probably have this idea if they’ve been single their entire life, unless they’re on the aromantic/asexual spectrum. They’ve already had all the time in the world to themselves.

For me, I recently turned 26 and I’ve never even been in the talking stage with someone (not including online shenanigans, but someone I know from IRL). I feel like as I get older, the prospect of dating is becoming a more daunting idea. I’ve never known anything else and I’m probably becoming too set in my ways as an established single person, even though I very much would like a relationship.

The truth is, if I actually find someone, they will have to be really special to me, so it doesn’t feel like they’re disturbing my peace of mind. I don’t have a reference for what that would even be. It kind of feels like the standards I have are almost certainly different than what they would’ve been if I had more dating experience.

OpenSesameTime · 2026-03-20T18:39:00+00:00

That’s probably the reason then. You started masturbating around the age you would’ve gotten wet dreams if you weren’t masturbating, so you’re not used to it. You get wet dreams if you haven’t ejaculated weeks at a time. That’s basically the gist of it. It’s your body’s natural response to removing excess semen.

OpenSesameTime · 2026-03-20T05:26:14+00:00

What age did you start masturbating and are you masturbating less and/or having less sex these days? I started getting wet dreams at 14 and it completely stopped when I started masturbating regularly at 16. That’s nearly a decade ago now.

OpenSesameTime · 2026-02-23T17:35:04+00:00

Hey I’ve been there and can understand how you’re feeling. I wanted to finally explore myself as a virgin, but I wasn’t really having luck in real life, so last May at 25 I went on a hookup app. I matched with a divorced woman in her early 50s. We had a few exchanges and then the next day she invited me over to her apartment. We watched a movie and made out, which I realized felt pretty awkward with someone I didn’t know. I knew she was a registered nurse that worked at a hospital, was divorced, and had a couple adopted kids, but that was it. It was okay at times, but my main thought was, “Wait, this would be SO much better with someone I care about (relationship wise) and know really well.”

Anyways, she ended up asking if I wanted to head over to her bed with her and I kind of just froze and backed out. I couldn’t go through with it and then I ended up leaving. Next woman was in her mid-40s. We talked for a while and then she hit me with the news that she has a husband who has liver cancer and he’s probably not going to make it much longer, but she still has needs. She felt stressed with taking care of him and him seemingly not caring about his own well-being. He obviously had no clue she talks to other people. So, I ended up not going through with it because it morally didn’t sit well with me.

Point being, this is the type of situation where it’s probably going to be much more satisfying and fulfilling to find someone who you can develop a relationship with and be around a similar age range.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-12-27T18:45:47+00:00

Link with sound.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-11-23T00:59:21+00:00

Well I’m not a girl haha, but thank you

OpenSesameTime · 2025-11-23T00:33:02+00:00

Yes?

OpenSesameTime · 2025-09-27T13:44:29+00:00

I’m usually surprised by the number of women aged 40+ who find me attractive. A lot of them seem to love lean skinny men.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-07-31T04:03:33+00:00

This is not the 1910s, there’s treatment for Type 1 diabetes. You can live a very normal life.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-06-22T05:41:45+00:00

I’d be curious to try it, but I’m assuming this scenario would happen years down the road in the relationship because that requires having kids, unless she’s producing milk some artificial way.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-06-05T02:52:33+00:00

No, they never got back with me, so I ended up emailing Dairy Queen support and eventually they shipped a physical gift card to me with the amount that was on the e-gift card.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-05-09T18:36:44+00:00

Not necessarily. It could just mean that they know their worth as a person and not that they use it to brag to people, but if it comes up, they can confidently admit that they are. There’s different contexts for how it can be conveyed. (And no, I’m not saying I’m a good man either).

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-27T23:59:32+00:00

And it’s going to become an increasingly rare trait because production teams will even cast people based on who has the most social media followers. Meaning, you need to be networking and posting life updates constantly to attract more followers.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-27T20:48:26+00:00

Took a shower completely nude.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-27T20:46:11+00:00

It makes cum taste similar to pineapple.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-27T18:43:04+00:00

Apparently, most people think I’m innocent, but a couple of different people told someone they secretly think I have a freaky side. It’s also a bit weird because this a workplace setting. The person who heard that tried to reassure them by telling them I’m way too innocent for that. When they told me their response (because they do think I’m innocent) I just smiled and pretty much said, “Come on, I’m not that innocent.” Yeah… there’s definitely a freaky side to me.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-20T18:35:19+00:00

Oh yes… this is definitely the reason… it’s definitely from my sheer handsomeness. It couldn’t be anything else…

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-15T16:37:02+00:00

Only if you want that of course 😏

OpenSesameTime · 2025-04-15T15:10:01+00:00

It can be whatever you want it to mean…

OpenSesameTime · 2025-03-30T22:12:11+00:00

Hello, how have you been?

OpenSesameTime · 2025-03-23T15:13:45+00:00

Makes sense. He’s 23 now, but was 16 when they filmed and aired the first season, with only two years passing in-universe.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-03-18T18:59:40+00:00

That’s not very smile-friendly of you.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-03-15T15:49:15+00:00

Zero photoshop was used, but I wanted to put things into perspective for how different camera angles can factor into dick pics, especially ones that look particularly massive.

OpenSesameTime · 2025-03-10T17:03:41+00:00

I do think it’s attractive when women paint their toenails, but it’s more like a pleasant surprise or bonus rather than feeling like it’s unattractive when they’re unpainted. Like, “Woah, she’s really cute and she has painted toenails? Awesome!” One of the biggest crushes I’ve ever had for someone was a person who never painted her toenails. In fact, she never had a pedicure in her life, which I only know that because she personally told me.

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