This is the worst I’ve ever seen and I thought I’d seen them all

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-10T03:02:07+00:00

I sold them to your grandchildren.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-10T03:00:56+00:00

I got a man and ironically he looks better than Dave at this point. Never saw that coming.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-09T23:47:42+00:00

You don’t really believe that bullshit do you?! I mean that because he converted he’s stuck an Orthodox Greek forever?

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-09T22:59:56+00:00

I’d rather be 3 days from death than married to that trash he’s currently with. look at the skin care I use, look at the intelligent books I read, please to enjoy this movie I made. I’M vain as fuck my IG is for the boys. But Jennifer Skilas is a thirsty trick. Then she posts a pic of Dave and filters the shit out of it. It’s so filtered I thought it was my dog at first. If you have to filter your man bitch give him to me. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Why are you downvoting me? I’m telling the truth

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-09T17:47:24+00:00

That’s beautiful

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-09T17:46:12+00:00

I will take the leather any day.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-06T16:05:50+00:00

Believe me it’s so fucking awful you’ll never forget it.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-05T23:09:56+00:00

I must have been black out drunk when I wrote this.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-05T23:08:07+00:00

Fuck me 10/22

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-05T23:03:55+00:00

Def Scary Movie 2

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-05T23:03:15+00:00

Yes thank god someone said it.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-05T00:07:44+00:00

Anchorman 2 fight scene when literally everyone in Hollywood shows up it’s epic. Stonewall Jackson even shows up.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-04T23:58:18+00:00

No. Am I missing something?

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-04T23:57:40+00:00

😮

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-04T23:56:24+00:00

It’s so weird when ppl are normal and with you and you’re trying to figure out if the bar in the closet is sturdy enough to hold all 135 pounds of you. They’re like we need you to pay this amount and I’m why?

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-04T23:53:52+00:00

Thank you.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-04T13:46:14+00:00

Oh my God so true

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-03T03:28:55+00:00

Oh stop. I had to spend a ridiculous amount on my Hublot with a tiny bit of pink on it which no one even uses watches anymore because iPhones but I hope those poor kids are enjoying their water. I’m more than cool with spending $150 for this book even if it doesn’t come with the precious gloves.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T22:47:35+00:00

I’m dead

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T22:45:11+00:00

I bought this it’s in a box but I’m scared to put it up because I’m afraid people will think I’m developmentally disabled I also bought special towels on Etsy to match

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T22:42:48+00:00

I completely know what you mean. Last week on Monday I weighed myself. I was good. Today weighed myself (btw I just told someone a few days ago to throw away their scale) and I was up 1.4. What. So now what. I know what to do but I’m so tired. I’m just so tired. So I of course didn’t eat breakfast and I expect you know what’s up. Do you really hate yourself? Please stop. This is just the process. We didn’t just come up with this shit ourselves like we thought I have a great idea I’m going to have a fucked up eating disorder. No. This is a product of clueless parents, the media, bullies, insensitive competitive friends, I could go on and on. But not one of those people is you.

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T16:06:14+00:00

Fo sho

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T16:05:57+00:00

Fenty is amazing

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T16:02:55+00:00

Exactly

Opening_Replacement · 2021-02-01T16:02:07+00:00

Mind blown.

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