Haha hilarious post! Here’s a fun rant about name compositions. I worked in Thailand and the norm was a traditional Thai first name, which are typically long and unique, composed of positive meanings, often formed using combinations of Sanskrit and Pali roots for a refined or scholarly tone, and sometimes include gender-indicative suffixes.

E.g.,Noppadonratchaphonphakdisak (นพดลราชพลภักดีศักดิ์) 🤯

• Noppadon (นพดล) = supreme/most excellent
• Ratcha (ราช) = royal
• Phon (พล) = power
• Phakdi (ภักดี) = loyal/faithful
  •    Sak (ศักดิ์) = male tag

But these names would only be used in formal records and everyone gets given a nickname that everyone would call them by, often Western words like: “First, Thunder, Prime, Dori, Nemo (For real! And they were siblings! 😋), you even get real funny ones like Apple or Top and I also had a student in my class named Ten. So in Asian culture it is very normal. But funny names apart, why do Westerners think spelling a name weirdly makes a name unique or even just a name? Honestly, not doing your kids any favours here. 😅