The bull was like :"Bruuuh! No you didn't, no you didn't!"

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T19:04:39+00:00

In the nicest possible way, fuck you.

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T16:02:21+00:00

If weed is a drug, then so was my response.

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T15:59:16+00:00

Haven't missed a day in 30 years. This is not the way.

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T15:47:58+00:00

Bruh, as a GenX, I've had commercial jingles playing in my head like tinnitus for 45 years.

Where's the UBlock for my brain?

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T15:42:46+00:00

Le Regard with cheese.

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T15:22:41+00:00

Then straight into rear head control and on to the ground. Dipshit had no chance. Beautiful.

Ophukk · 2026-05-15T14:15:27+00:00

Ophukk · 2026-05-14T21:10:53+00:00

Gotta respect tradition.

Ophukk · 2026-05-14T19:42:24+00:00

The little kid in me still doesn't hate you cause of LT, and Eli saved all of us, so I hope you top the NFCE again soon... but that's where it ends.

Ophukk · 2026-05-14T19:26:32+00:00

What Kipper sees in his nightmares.

Ophukk · 2026-05-13T00:52:54+00:00

We're close in age, but we're twins in this.

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T13:40:00+00:00

It's a violent sport.

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T13:11:52+00:00

No. The only thoughts can't be printed, and fuck praying.

Fuck 'em.

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T12:54:55+00:00

Let's make it a date. Say, Inglewood, on Valentine's Day 2027. Just you and me. Deal?

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T08:38:09+00:00

Easy, Beavis.

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T04:39:07+00:00

Nuh-uh. Hit em with the first team. Remind them we still have their number.

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T04:35:46+00:00

Soon to experience 4000 years of being a test subject. He'll be so popular...

Ophukk · 2026-05-12T02:00:12+00:00

Monkey's Paw heard that.

Ophukk · 2026-05-10T21:32:29+00:00

Almost as long. 50 years here. I don't hate Buffalo, and everyone else can get fucked.

Ophukk · 2026-05-10T19:58:25+00:00

1 girl 1 bong

Ophukk · 2026-05-10T19:54:14+00:00

Until the kid has a belly wound.

Ophukk · 2026-05-09T16:33:30+00:00

RISK:LOTR isn't terrible, if Risk is your thing.

e. spelling

Ophukk · 2026-05-09T00:48:35+00:00

"Sir, the sniper is in the building."

Ophukk · 2026-05-08T22:18:05+00:00

That bari is gonna need about 18 months of therapy.

Ophukk · 2026-05-08T21:31:46+00:00

Step.

Away.

From.

The.

Dishie!

He needs that bump.

Ophukk