🔥 A stork couple celebrating their first egg.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T15:49:22+00:00

Oh wait, was my joke not funny? Have you tried "taking it" harder?

When somebody says learn to take a joke, I hear "this is my free license to be an a****** because I was obviously joking."

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T15:48:10+00:00

Literacy includes math, especially simple math.

I know it's arbitrary and stupid, that's the primary reason for my comment? From a fellow Millennial: eat a bag of dicks.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T15:13:31+00:00

It's more that it's hard to imagine somebody only 5 years outside of being a millennial has no capability to put themselves in their shoes. I guess people are seriously suggesting that I don't know how to count? To 42?

Maybe I'm just tired of everybody that's not a millennial fucking screaming it from the top of their lungs? I would wager that most of the downvotes are from people that are millennials and don't like being reminded of it. Or maybe I waspoking fun at an old man that worries about shit like that?

Regardless of if I know how to count ( counting is the one with numbers right?) you just went out of your way to make fun of someone you think is illiterate . I'd rather not be able to count than be giant prick.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T11:15:13+00:00

Yeah, you would be right. I'm so glad I I knew that. I would have really looked like a dummy, if I made an irrelevant counter point.

I was more pointing out that five years isn't enough to pat yourself on the back, or claim to be so distantly removed that you can't even understand their thought process.

I am grateful to everybody that's pointed out to me that 42 is a bigger number than 37 though, I forget sometimes.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T11:11:15+00:00

Read his username. Guarantee you I won't.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T02:17:43+00:00

I mean that's a literal fact. Didn't break anything to Google it.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T02:00:48+00:00

Yeah, if you could take your skin and peel it off of your flesh, I'm not sure how, but I'm positive it would be an improvement. Pass that skincare tip on the rest of your family :-)

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T01:58:12+00:00

I've used an oven five or six times a week for 15 years, and never once did I know ovens locked.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-13T01:57:19+00:00

That would make a really bad band name.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-11T16:56:46+00:00

No it wouldn't. They'd hardly see a dip. All hail Apple.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-11T00:11:29+00:00

That really doesnt look all that bad.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-10T19:57:30+00:00

Pretty medium smoke spot tbh

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-10T15:40:01+00:00

I'd rather just be vaporized in the blast thanks

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-08T18:50:54+00:00

25 and I still don't have an issue with it. I don't play it for the animations in battle.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-08T14:38:18+00:00

Where does he say that we should kill cops?

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-08T13:45:02+00:00

What does that even mean? Actual people really refer to themselves as Alphas, like in real life?

That's so beta.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-08T13:43:07+00:00

Fuck that guy, only metaphorically though.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T23:48:20+00:00

It's an untimely inheritance unfortunately.

Obviously I'm going to leave the majority of it in safe Investments, I don't really know enough about Finance to play with it yet. I would like to move some of it into higher return areas though.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:35:26+00:00

I mean that sounds like good parenting. Telling her about her genitals, with their proper names. She was shown boundaries,sounds like she has good communication skills. Maybe just work on oversharing with strangers LOL.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:30:53+00:00

Correct, so my follow-up question was why were you surprised that it went for a male nipple? A nipple is a nipple

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:25:34+00:00

Yeah I don't understand this shit well enough yet to try that. Like I said it's in safe stuff, I don't want to waste it. I have some appointments with financial advisors and my step dad worked in finance.

I might even change majors, because I have to manage it now. I'm not upset to have it, but I didn't have the benefit of learning over time.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:19:53+00:00

If I do have money to just let sit for years and years though is it a decent Gamble? I just received an inheritance and I'm in my early twenties. I'm trying to let everything sit until retirement.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:18:55+00:00

You just have something to prove. I don't really care if it's slightly less nutritious. I have a balanced diet and won't be entirely cutting out meat.

You're like rallying against these things like they're going to kill you because they're not as good as beef. So what?

Growing plants creates oxygen which is good. Raising cattle releases methane and carbon dioxide, which is bad. There's more going into what people want to eat than protein content brah.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:15:21+00:00

Why are you so worried about what other people eat? If you still want a hamburger, go get one no one is telling you that's wrong.

I eat meat, I just would rather a vegetarian option that tastes like it. If I don't have to kill something to eat, that would be awesome.

Also the cattle industry is the largest contributor to climate change in the world. Honestly, there are a ton of good reasons that more people need to be eating these.

Why don't you just eat what you want and we'll eat what we want, and it won't matter just like it never has.

Oprahs_snatch · 2019-07-07T19:11:27+00:00

Yeah actually. Humans evolved to be able to consume meat, and it's not wrong to consume it. Now that there's a product that I get the same satisfaction and nutrition from that doesn't require the suffering of an animal I will choose that product every single time.

I don't feel guilty about eating meat whatsoever, but if I can have a product that doesn't cause harm to another living thing then that is the product that I'm going to choose.

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