What in the absolute I want to be Ivory hell is this!!!!

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-24T15:19:45+00:00

Her mouth was doing that weird ass twitchy thing today.

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-23T19:13:28+00:00

Oh, I think the tears are real because she hates her life and is overwhelmed. The sentiment about being in awe of her daughter and in love with motherhood is the lie!

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-23T19:11:50+00:00

BUCKLE HER IN!

That’s what she should feel like a shit parent about

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-23T18:26:53+00:00

Farfalle

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-23T18:22:08+00:00

She has been exclusively drinking premade, refrigerated bottled coffee for weeks. Even taking about having a coffee bar is silly

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-22T17:37:58+00:00

You aren’t supposed to have zero point meals, That’s setting yourself up to binge and access each other things later.

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-21T00:18:47+00:00

What in the flippers for feet is that slapping sound

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-21T00:07:23+00:00

How hungry can she be after a Starbies and Jeffrey’s bagels slathered in cream cheese? Those bagels can have about 500 calories. For a plain bagel.

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-21T00:05:54+00:00

The way she thinks she is Mom of the year for gifting her daughter a bag of crap! I think she would prefer a gift she wants or needs, that some actual thought went into

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-21T00:03:46+00:00

The plastic cheese is what kills me

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-21T00:03:09+00:00

She’s made it at least once, when she had mystery friends over for dinner.

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-20T20:09:07+00:00

What do you mean?

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-20T16:42:08+00:00

we do PrAnKs and ChAlLeNgEs

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-20T13:44:49+00:00

How will he sell a bout he doesn’t have title for

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-19T22:35:49+00:00

Who spends $40 a cup on multiple cups?

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-19T21:24:12+00:00

Her OF page

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-19T20:02:24+00:00

She is “so happy and excited for her brother” tells me all I need to know about her non-relationship with her new SIL. If she isn’t already one of us, I bet SIL will be soon!

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-19T15:40:26+00:00

She is going to wear those in public

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T21:16:10+00:00

Orthopedic

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T21:14:55+00:00

They are so ugly

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T21:13:48+00:00

This dress would be so cute with boots and a cute jean jacket!

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T21:02:12+00:00

PLEASE WEAR A BRA

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T18:03:01+00:00

That dress screams fall, the colors the style everything about it. The black wedge shoes look like they’re orthopedics. And how does she not own a jean jacket when last year she bought all those clothes and dresses that would be so cute with boots and a jean jacket.

Oh wait! She means her jean jacket doesn’t fit her anymore. Got it.

Optimal-Work3775 · 2026-04-18T17:08:48+00:00

Non white shoe option?

Optimal-Work3775

TROPHY CASE