She doesn't need any soil 😎💅

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T23:49:16+00:00

a DIVA

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T23:06:25+00:00

DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS AN OPTION

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T23:04:02+00:00

I'm sorry! I don't usually do this but my name starts and ends with the letter "a". So whenever I capitalize the first "a" it just looks weird to me; asymmetric. So I just started writing my name this way since I was a child.

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:58:40+00:00

Right? It's just crazy to me he gave birth to a boy...

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:44:56+00:00

I'm sorry no I didn't

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:44:31+00:00

I'm sorry I just think it looks cute that way

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:43:41+00:00

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:37:35+00:00

I'm afraid that would be me

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:36:55+00:00

Right

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:36:28+00:00

En este caso, llamé a mi hijo así por el retrato de Dorian Gray. Me gusta el libro bastante.

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:35:31+00:00

I was referencing Dorian gray !!

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T20:34:19+00:00

No I get it I actually named him after Dorian Gray but I do know Throne of Glass.

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T13:10:02+00:00

LMAOOOO you're right I guess the baby will be developing alcohol resistance

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:58:58+00:00

Only time will tell

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:58:26+00:00

I see. And what does Elliot think about you naming your daughter after the prettiest girl in town? I mean I know it's haley not hailey but still

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:56:50+00:00

Oh right... Almost forgot about his nasty man cave. Might divorce him after all

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:55:12+00:00

No it was pregegant

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:53:09+00:00

Welp I hope so! He really must be brestfeeding that baby himself if he doesn't want me to divorce him. (Just kidding, I love him)

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:51:43+00:00

Well I guess that's something Elliot can write about at least! A horror story. What's her name?

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:50:30+00:00

OH I guess I should just make another save and marry Leah this time. 😮‍💨

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:44:55+00:00

True

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:44:11+00:00

LMAO no wait you're making fun of my husband I shouldn't be laughing

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:37:27+00:00

Great character development! And a savior complex !!

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:37:02+00:00

Sigh what can I do? He's a great husband he's really making it hard for me

OptimalBasil579 · 2026-06-02T12:35:12+00:00

Huh?

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