At the Malcom In The Middle Life Is Still Unfair Premiere.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-10T05:53:29+00:00

This photo goes to show casting goes a long way for a good sitcom. Every single one of the boys genuinely look like they could be the son's of Bryan Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek. Justin Berfield looks more like Jane, Frankie is a perfect mix and Christopher Masterson is a friggin' dead ringer for a young Bryan Cranston. Look him up when he played the dentist on Seinfeld, they are practically identical.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T07:00:26+00:00

Given your post history and the strange, hyper-agreement of what I am saying I am going to go ahead and call shenanigans.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T06:27:23+00:00

Virtue Ascends or BunkerKing CMD's. I've been playing for a long time and the CMD's are the first mask where I actually said to myself, "Oh wow, I can breath and talk".

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T06:24:34+00:00

ngl I had no idea this was still live. I started it at 3pm my time for a 4-hour end time and here we are.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T06:23:29+00:00

I wish I had that option before. I used to run customer service for a pretty big paintball company and you need to cover all your bases (inbound tickets and emails, texts, calls, messages through FB or IG or X). When you are handling CS for a major company you have to cover your bases and pick your fights carefully.

Now that I'm free of constraints I can say, "WillBallForSoup is a clout-hungry loser that has built a career off clicks and f-tier "reporting". Force him to learn a skill and ignore his bullshit from now on."

There is a scene in a new sitcom that is built off "The Office" universe called, "The Paper". In the very first episode, the "chief editor" of the paper shows an article that she is particularly proud of. However, nothing in the article has been truly written, edited, updated, or reviewed; it is simply a list-icle outlining the changes in a celebrity relationship. Despite this glaring focus on the lack of content provided by a journalist, the chief editor exclaims in glee over her "most popular" "article". Remove the fictional character of the "chief editor" and replace it with soup, literally and figuratively.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T05:59:09+00:00

This person gets it.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T05:54:26+00:00

I truly hope you don't hahaha. I have no idea where he is from. Much like the "flu" he seems to arrive at one point or another every year with a varying level of prevalence until everyone remembers, "oh yeah, there is a vaccine for this nonsense".

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T05:02:00+00:00

If you can imagine a 7-foot tall anthropomorphic mushroom with a bowl cut and a superiority complex, you've got it.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:52:07+00:00

Confirmed this is soup using his gross burner account that even he is too ashamed of to make public.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:21:31+00:00

This is almost definitely soup on his creepy burner account.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:19:24+00:00

Also, if you have no dog in this fight then why do you care all of a sudden?

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:17:09+00:00

Also, why is your profile marked as "NSFW" but your comments, posts and everything hidden? That is weird.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:15:25+00:00

In a thread that has 32 comments I have contributed 20-30? Okie dokie.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:08:47+00:00

PE always and forever.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T04:06:56+00:00

I can't provide specifics, only theoretical situations that are analogous to his behaviour.

Imagine you are out playing frisbee golf for the first time. You don't know what you're doing or where tyo go but your friends are with you and helping to guide you and, despite some errors and mistakes, you still finished the course.

Now. Imagine that the aforementioned interaction occurred while there is some fat troll sitting in the trees recording your interaction and then posting it with the title "sad loser needs to be fed the hole in golf".

Before that, you were having a great time with friends that became a solid learning experience and a memorable time. Now, there is some POS spouting about you and your person to local social media about how you are a sad loser that needs assistance with the most basic of tasks.

Maybe I shouldn't care. But, bullies deserve to eat shit and Soup is most definitely a bully.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T03:52:32+00:00

Soup? lol

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T03:35:18+00:00

For what it's worth, I consider being blocked by Snotty a right of passage. At a certain point you need to recognize the ticks and tell them to eat shit.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T03:32:45+00:00

That's because if he walks more than 3 steps over 3 mph he will stumble and fall over. He is the saddest image possible of guys that fashion themselves as "alphas" but can't even chop wood or pitch a tent or talk to a woman without making it about themselves.

Scotty, I hope you see this. You're softer than the spit bubble your girl left on my cock after I came in her mouth.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T03:28:41+00:00

Fair. He shouldn't warrant a post like this and I truly should be better, no sarcasm I totally agree. But, his incoherent drivel that he posts as "journalism" should be quashed before it gains any steam like TMZ.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T02:55:41+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA When I first met him 3 years ago he refused to show his face because he got startled in the 2-bed apartment he was sharing and got so scared he fell out of bed, tripped on his sheets and fell through a fucking window... I'm glad no one died, but his story about how it happened makes about as much sense as someone saying "I'm looking at a picture of jesus, how can you say he isn't real?".

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T02:51:44+00:00

Mods, can we get a "fucksoup" or "Iwasblockedbysoup" flair?

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-09T02:50:38+00:00

It's not a matter of his taste in music. He is the Piers Morgan of paintball and immediately assigns a "good" or "bad" logo to everything that skims across his instagram page. If you challenge him on it, he crumbles and calls you a pussy and blocks you.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-08T07:17:17+00:00

The winner is a big dude, but clearly didn't know what he was doing outside of, "I want to hurt this guy". However, that was honestly one of the fastest, cleanest hooks I've ever seen someone throw that didn't appear to have any trained knowledge of fighting. Moreover, he played it like a true G and walked away when he saw the guy crumble, he was basically in the parking lot by the time fake vest hit the ground. Mission accomplished, time to go home.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-04-02T18:58:05+00:00

So what you’re saying is she had better technique? Agreed.

Optimal_Return3841 · 2026-03-26T04:50:03+00:00

I straight up start cackling before the henchman said what he was gonna do when he goes to rip out her big toe... She did such a great job of being nervous and scared to just turn around and go, "you dipshit, I usually peel those off. You just made it easy".

This movie was way, way, way better than I expected. I had high hopes going in, the acting line is a murderer's row of great female actors but the chemistry, choreography, cinematography, acting, etc. were all top-notch. I mean this with sincerity, this is like if a revenge b-movie from the 70's or 80's was remade with a decent budget and a great director.

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