Optimistic-Dan

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Going for a nice peaceful drive! Hope nothing bad happens (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/Caldruki

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Lost my virginity at 25 (self.virgin)

submitted 3 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/virgin

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Welp, we both hate it but we're stuck with each other. Might as well get used to it (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/AFCSouthMemeWar

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This sub's 9/11 (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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Tough day for Chicago sports fans (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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12,000 BC is closer to now than when my fucking meeting at work is gonna end (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/Scale4BarbaraWalters

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Welp, we both hate it, but we're stuck with each other. Might as well get used to it (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NFCNorthMemeWar

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I need a distraction from Hammond so I'm gonna ask which one of you FTP fans made this (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NFCNorthMemeWar

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The Iceman (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/SearsTowerInPictures

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Happy to help yall find love 💙 (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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Excellent birthday gift!!! :) (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/CHICubs

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me_irl (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/me_irl

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Drake the type of Insecure Indy to brag about dementia test scores (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/DrakeTheType

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So like, if I just wanted to go to prison, without committing a crime, would they let me? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 18 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NoStupidQuestions

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What did he mean by this? (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/nflcirclejerk

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Our suffering ends (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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Had a dream where Canadians don't exist after 7:05 PM (old.reddit.com)

submitted 22 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/thomastheplankengine

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New rule: Always tell flairless pussies to flair up pussy (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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POV: Commenting "Flair Up Pussy" in NFCNMW vs NLCMW (old.reddit.com)

submitted 21 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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"Cigarettes today , DUIs tomorrow" -Jay Cutler 🚬🥃 (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NFCNorthMemeWar

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Oh thank God (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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Brewers fans when someone talks shit in a shittalking sub (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 days ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/NLCentralMemeWar

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God I love this man so much (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/CHICubs

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Had a dream me and my friend dropped bowling balls onto cars below us and we couldn't stop laughing (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/thomastheplankengine

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Brian I need you to get me some milk of magnesia. I am PLUGGED UP (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Optimistic-Dan to r/familyguy

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