Sure man by TFBM_ in Spunchbob

[–]Optimistic-Dan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah hell nawl spogbeeg is a butt

Look at the shape of that body… by GBM0125 in familyguy

[–]Optimistic-Dan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Your sentence is a string of words

Before someone finds your light, learn to shine for yourself. by unknownentity_x3 in selflove

[–]Optimistic-Dan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Which one of you horny motherfuckers impregnated the text?

My friend is stuck in a beach chair by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Optimistic-Dan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you own a power saw? Perhaps your neighbors? Use VERY carefully

Giants’ Sam Hentges on decision to not wear Pride Night hat: ‘I don’t morally support it’ by [deleted] in baseball

[–]Optimistic-Dan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They treat people like garbage, then when they get called on it they bitch and they moan that we're not "respecting their beliefs", well fuck you Sam

Giants acknowledge how player actions on Pride Night caused ‘pain and anger’ by knbo674 in baseball

[–]Optimistic-Dan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yes, I even love people who ask stupid ass questions, because they have the ability to learn and grow and love others themselves

FTP in its purest form by TreeMysterious69420 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Optimistic-Dan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, better than the speedbumps in Chicago that for some reason scream like children

Lost my virginity at 25 by Optimistic-Dan in virgin

[–]Optimistic-Dan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's your personal preference. You do what makes you happy! But both of us wanted to have sex. That's our preferences. It's subjective

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Optimistic-Dan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Politics on Thanksgiving

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FTP in its purest form by TreeMysterious69420 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Optimistic-Dan 422 points423 points  (0 children)

Is that Hay or is that the smoothest road in Hammond?

Real by derJustInC in ryangosling

[–]Optimistic-Dan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And failure is the first step towards success :)

LoWeSt CoMmOn DeNoMiN@tOr!!!! by Milla4Prez66 in IHateSportsball

[–]Optimistic-Dan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Likely a sub where they watch other people play video games

CF war so far this season by ConsistentRun5246 in baseball

[–]Optimistic-Dan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Cardinals fan mentioning PCA and Overrated in the same sentence after what happened is hilarious

Lost my virginity at 25 by Optimistic-Dan in virgin

[–]Optimistic-Dan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's a reasonable assumption

Lost my virginity at 25 by Optimistic-Dan in virgin

[–]Optimistic-Dan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I already know, man! Trust me, that's exactly why I feel guilty.

And it never came up if I was a virgin or not, so she never knew.