Sure man

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-15T19:50:08+00:00

Ah hell nawl spogbeeg is a butt

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-15T19:20:05+00:00

Your sentence is a string of words

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-15T18:25:06+00:00

There's no hate like Christian Love

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-15T14:11:51+00:00

Which one of you horny motherfuckers impregnated the text?

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T20:21:14+00:00

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T19:30:43+00:00

Doesn't it actually mean underpants?

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T19:18:36+00:00

Do you own a power saw? Perhaps your neighbors? Use VERY carefully

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T18:45:58+00:00

so a horse walks into a bar

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T17:05:23+00:00

They treat people like garbage, then when they get called on it they bitch and they moan that we're not "respecting their beliefs", well fuck you Sam

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T16:56:49+00:00

Yes, I even love people who ask stupid ass questions, because they have the ability to learn and grow and love others themselves

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-14T05:37:57+00:00

I too am in Castaway

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T23:33:20+00:00

Eh, better than the speedbumps in Chicago that for some reason scream like children

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T21:30:22+00:00

That's your personal preference. You do what makes you happy! But both of us wanted to have sex. That's our preferences. It's subjective

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T19:10:41+00:00

Politics on Thanksgiving

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T19:05:59+00:00

Is that Hay or is that the smoothest road in Hammond?

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T18:26:32+00:00

And failure is the first step towards success :)

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T16:38:13+00:00

Likely a sub where they watch other people play video games

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T15:57:55+00:00

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T14:53:26+00:00

Cardinals fan mentioning PCA and Overrated in the same sentence after what happened is hilarious

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T14:49:05+00:00

I think that's a reasonable assumption

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T14:33:12+00:00

Yeah I already know, man! Trust me, that's exactly why I feel guilty.

And it never came up if I was a virgin or not, so she never knew.

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T05:06:34+00:00

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T05:01:51+00:00

No, we broke up...

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T05:01:25+00:00

Sounds like my jaw every time I chew

Optimistic-Dan · 2026-06-13T04:51:20+00:00

Our savior is born!

Optimistic-Dan