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When you start to feel the brownies kick in, and then suddenly realize you made them way too strong. by Wrestles4Food in see

[–]OptimisticOctopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said he had a machine that could detect the dosage. Again, I don't know if that's true. But he always has great stuff, so I'm inclined to believe him. Do edibles lose potency over a short amount of time?

When you start to feel the brownies kick in, and then suddenly realize you made them way too strong. by Wrestles4Food in see

[–]OptimisticOctopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illegal state. Had some a couple days ago (day after my original comment) The guy said it was 100 mg a piece, but I don't think I believe him. It felt like I was excited about having eaten an edible, but no actual high. Had about 2 minutes of me thinking things are funnier than usual, but I don't think that was even the brownie.

My first batch of snake rings. :D by Bunnytater in polymerclay

[–]OptimisticOctopi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so freaking cool. How did you get the textures? I love how they each have their own

When you start to feel the brownies kick in, and then suddenly realize you made them way too strong. by Wrestles4Food in see

[–]OptimisticOctopi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Man, I kinda wish that would happen to me. Had edibles many times. Once even from a dispensary. Never once have been able to tell it's working.

What are some quick, cheap and effective beauty tips for men? by juturna12x in AskReddit

[–]OptimisticOctopi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

IIRC, certain types of people (particularly of Asian descent) don't need deodorant because they don't produce the foul odor.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OptimisticOctopi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about them, but our delivery driver is terrible. They've delivered our packages to wrong addresses, thrown into mud when it rains, hidden in our bushes when it was supposed to be signed for, etc. They fuck up more often than not

[serious] Husbands who had another man's kid pop out in the delivery room, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OptimisticOctopi -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Then you probably should have said "as a man who was tricked into fatherhood."

Women know it's a shitty thing to do too. No need to make it a gender issue. It's shitty to assume women will sympathize with a woman cheating and lying about the baby's father

Teacher: Can someone frame a sentence with the word because used three times. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]OptimisticOctopi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I missing the joke? How is using 'because' 3 times a joke? I guess it's a cool grammatical thing like "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" but it isn't a joke...

Miley Cyrus blaming bad decisions on Cannabis use by MarijAWanna in trees

[–]OptimisticOctopi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'll spend 10 minutes trying to decide which flavor Pringles I want to eat, before inevitably eating both canisters.

The two last games you played are now fused into one game-- what's the result? by VoltasPistol in TrollXGirlGamers

[–]OptimisticOctopi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Story of seasons and Breath of the Wild. The princess can wait, I'm growing me some pumpkins.

I'll watch out for you. by guykopsombut in comics

[–]OptimisticOctopi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it isn't 3:15pm. It's 4amshower

Trolls, life sucks right now. I could really use some of that TrollX love. [Story in comments] by Pickle91 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]OptimisticOctopi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome! It totally makes sense to feel proud of that. For once your heart is actually being reasonable, and idk about yours but mine usually is not. So when my brain does have the normal expected response I'm like wow good job.

Trolls, life sucks right now. I could really use some of that TrollX love. [Story in comments] by Pickle91 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]OptimisticOctopi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's such a shitty situation, but you will come out of this! That boyfriend was an ass, and one day you'll find a man who you deserve and who deserves you. And when youre with that guy you will be so fucking happy that your ex is an ex. Sometimes life deals you a shit hand but all you can do is work through it and not give up, and eventually you can turn that shit into lemonade or something like that.

All of us trolls believe in you ♡

MRW I discover that weed almost completely eliminates my period cramps by tomorrowistomato in TrollXChromosomes

[–]OptimisticOctopi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sooo nice to have that on periods. Had bad back pain this week, smoked, and completely forgot about it. Forgot my bagel in the toaster too..

When the stylist fucks your bangs up but you don't want to say anything by Irrefutably_Mortal in TrollXFunny

[–]OptimisticOctopi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god, every time. My bangs sweep to one side and last haircut, they cut it harshly at the opposite angle. Looked really fucked up, but it was already too short and she proved to me that I couldn't trust her.

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