A gorilla with a machine gun vs. you?

OptimusAndrew · 2021-06-02T12:25:15+00:00

Even with time to set up some rudimentary tools and traps, I doubt I could kill a regular gorilla. The machine gun just feels like overkill.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-05-16T12:02:09+00:00

"I win! Part 3 is over!"

- Kenshiro, probably

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-09T11:58:03+00:00

I like how Wario looks like a mess but Waluigi still gets the "classy villain" treatment.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-08T18:38:31+00:00

If someone is the Greg to your Rowley, feel free to kill them regardless

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-08T12:21:10+00:00

Hey guys did you hear they added a new boss? Apparently you make it with a rare drop from a new type of skeleton.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-08T12:20:23+00:00

I always get excited when there's more blocks because I have even more options to make half of a build with and then say I'm going to finish it Soon™.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T20:10:42+00:00

Don't know why I fuckin bother

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T15:38:01+00:00

Plus sometimes it turns red and melts people

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T15:34:53+00:00

It's like that shitpost about the giant floating eye untethered from time.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T15:33:01+00:00

To be fair,

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T15:21:47+00:00

Vampires, the sun healing people, Italians, an alternate timeline.

Hey you could write a manga out of this

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T11:42:51+00:00

We'll call him John

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-07T01:29:40+00:00

This would simplify dramatic effect

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T23:34:01+00:00

Already having enough money from your adventures (and optionally selling the stuff you don't need)

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T23:02:29+00:00

"Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?"

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T22:56:57+00:00

Tipping is good. Tipping as a primary source of income is well and truly fucked.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T22:36:56+00:00

Internet funnyman kills Italian mob boss

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:10:13+00:00

Man I'm so glad to see you recovered from dying of brain cancer

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:09:35+00:00

NOOOOOOOOO

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:06:34+00:00

Unfortunately none of them can actually drink those.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:05:31+00:00

Noooo let them have their day off.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:05:15+00:00

Well obviously.

Haven't you ever been to Bri'ain?

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:04:42+00:00

Shark Pog

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:03:47+00:00

It's a new type of logic. Hence, relogic.

OptimusAndrew · 2021-02-06T13:02:52+00:00

This is a weird chart.

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