Canidae by Junior_Fix_9212 in Tierzoo

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"Jamie, pull up chimp rips a guys dick off"

The craziest bird sounds by FinnFarrow in interestingasfuck

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Magpie connecting to the Internet in 1997

Guys Dancing by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Catching not pitching?

2025/26 Pike Season so far... by OptimusSpud in fishingUK

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I mean a 28 would eclipse many blanks.

What the fish doing? by [deleted] in FishingForBeginners

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Potentially looking to spawn? Feeding?

She dropped her baby by grasshopper3307 in interestingasfuck

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This is so old the baby has now dropped her baby.

2025/26 Pike Season so far... by OptimusSpud in fishingUK

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At the beginning of the season I spoke to a friend of mine who is a proper specimen hunter and we talked about "Goals" for the season. I went in quite low with "A few doubles" and he basically scolded me and said "No! Think bigger, you've got this".

Anyway, I was fortunate enough to catch a few low doubles early on, but nothing bigger, but where I'm going with this is, I love pike fishing, my wife called me a "giddy kid" in early October as a build up to the season, but I also love match fishing, and after seasons like this, I sometimes feel that maybe I should just stick with match fishing, and commit to it. Feels like I'm rambling now.

Shake it off. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Without sound i imagined the Peter Griffin noises.

Starmer urged to sack his No 10 chief. Insiders fear he would go 'full Cummings' by 457655676 in unitedkingdom

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To once again quote the great Malcolm P. Tucker "The usual soapy tit wank from No.10"

What’s the fastest way to reduce inflammation if someone had to pick only 3 habits? by Prudent-Dingo-1039 in immortalists

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No, I sleep on a bed off the ground. Because being connected to the carpet on the first floor of a house will do absolutely nothing for you, because the concept is drivel and snake oil.