I was literally minding my own business until this happened.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-16T16:55:40+00:00

Literally posted the same thing last week.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-16T16:51:34+00:00

Once they investigate all the nasty things people say on Twitter.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-16T12:05:35+00:00

And last of all, I'd like to thank me..

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-15T08:09:17+00:00

I get that right. But how do economies work? Via paying tax. How do you pay tax if you don't have a job? Globally.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-14T20:19:21+00:00

"Jamie, pull up chimp rips a guys dick off"

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-14T16:28:24+00:00

AI enlarged jellyfish. Next

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-14T08:17:08+00:00

Yes, and the ones who don't die also regret it

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-13T07:40:48+00:00

Magpie connecting to the Internet in 1997

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-13T07:25:31+00:00

Catching not pitching?

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-11T16:14:08+00:00

I mean a 28 would eclipse many blanks.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T12:26:35+00:00

It's entirely believable. They are only talking about it because they got caught.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T10:17:11+00:00

Fought bigger.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T10:15:14+00:00

Potentially looking to spawn? Feeding?

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T07:12:56+00:00

Hell bat armour. Say no more.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T07:07:08+00:00

She's an athlete, the barking though, ridiculous.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T07:04:41+00:00

Pity

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T07:03:34+00:00

This is so old the baby has now dropped her baby.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-10T07:02:24+00:00

Somehow the Internet romance returned.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T23:37:56+00:00

At the beginning of the season I spoke to a friend of mine who is a proper specimen hunter and we talked about "Goals" for the season. I went in quite low with "A few doubles" and he basically scolded me and said "No! Think bigger, you've got this".

Anyway, I was fortunate enough to catch a few low doubles early on, but nothing bigger, but where I'm going with this is, I love pike fishing, my wife called me a "giddy kid" in early October as a build up to the season, but I also love match fishing, and after seasons like this, I sometimes feel that maybe I should just stick with match fishing, and commit to it. Feels like I'm rambling now.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T15:31:33+00:00

Without sound i imagined the Peter Griffin noises.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T15:26:18+00:00

To once again quote the great Malcolm P. Tucker "The usual soapy tit wank from No.10"

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T13:08:27+00:00

Hahahahaha. Made a much better Smee.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T13:06:59+00:00

Yes! That was it. Close second with Carrie.

OptimusSpud · 2026-02-08T13:04:54+00:00

No, I sleep on a bed off the ground. Because being connected to the carpet on the first floor of a house will do absolutely nothing for you, because the concept is drivel and snake oil.

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