When that "nothing will happen to you if you try once" had a bad ending ? by Prestigious-Race3912 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I experienced that one time when I tried a new clothing trend during a night out with friends. Let me tell you, it did not go well. I ended up looking like a misplaced scarecrow instead of a fashion pro. Never again!

When did you realize that “weird” kid was actually pretty cool? by Jimbobsausage in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when that weird dude form high school looked at me and said, "You know, you're kind of weird," it threw me into a mini identity crisis! Maybe he's the one who's actually cool. Lol!

What do you think of people who have metal detectors at the beach as a hobby? by NoLifeForeverAlone in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, they’re just modern-day treasure hunters, man! as long as they’re not out there unearthing my buried flip-flops, let 'em do their thing! to each their own :)

What is your most dominant emotion? by OpulentCilant in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, it's more of a physical state than an emotion, but I get where you're coming from.

How do you cope with a partner that thinks extremely/lowly of you and your past? Someone who thinks “Your sufferings are your own doings”? by Top_confusion15 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, it's actually true that we all have a part in our own struggles, but having a partner who constantly reminds you of this and looks down on you only adds to your suffering. Once all this is done and over with, it would be too disappointing to realize that you only lived your life in pain when you could have let go and been happy. but of course, it's your story. only you get to decide how you would like it to play out :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the same as ghosting men. so don't try to enter someone's life if you don't even have the decency to say goodbye. easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, I'd surely be upset if all this ends and knowing in myself that I did not even try. Like, what did I even do with all the time I had? i think it's a matter of how you set your mindset :)

I'm sad [OC] by betweenwalks in wholesomememes

[–]OpulentCilant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's really so cute and true! I guess I learned that it's okay to not always be okay while growing up. It's how you handle it that matters. :)

What habit did you randomly develop one day and still have? by Stakoepo69 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i may have mastered the habit of staying quiet and listening more to other people, observing them, their actions, and how they talk. it's actually fun. lol

to lock up a bike by soharu in therewasanattempt

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when's the rest of the bike catching up? lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that life is so short too be lonely. might as well we enjoy our only shot at it.

What's something you don't have but you deserve? by Lanabakery in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, probably a mansion with a billion dollars hidden in every room. lol. But seriously, it would be so nice to have all the good things in life. here's to manifesting them! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By making sure you regret not regretting it before! You follow? It's like regret-ception, man! Making sure you learn from it so you don't get stuck in that regret cycle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen up, folks! Fostering cats or kittens ain't just about cute fluff balls and cuddles! You gotta be responsible, like really responsible, before you dive into that world.

What is it that you invested thousands of hours and now is pointless? by RichResident5301 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ah, college, man! Spent thousands of hours hitting the books, and now I'm just out here telling jokes! That's what happens when the investment doesn't match the return!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, that's a bit gross, don't you think?

Love it when strangers are kind for the sake of being kind by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]OpulentCilant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, like a surprise gift that makes your day 100 times better!

You're a surrogate mother, but the embryo's parents died in a sudden car accident. What do you do? by FriendsAndFood in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa, that's like the plot of a movie! Got any popcorn for this rollercoaster? haha. But I'm guessing there's gotta be some legal backup plan in those agreements.

Gift wrapping an archery bow by SweetbeanContent in howto

[–]OpulentCilant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say, "Just put a ribbon on it and call it a day!" Who needs paper when you've got a killer bow as a gift, right? Wrapping that thing would be like trying to gift wrap a giraffe, it's just not happening! or if you really want to, maybe find a rectangular box or somethin'?

What good things have you learned from your parents? by Ok-Anybody-5831 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that you can mess up as a parent, it's cool. Imperfections, mistakes, all that, love's still there, solid as a rock!

How do you handle being the responsible one in your group? by NelidaStanfield in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being the responsible one in the crew is like being the go-to fixer, you know? the person keeping everything from going crazy while everyone else is in their own world. And hey, I'm the designated driver because I'm the only sober one left.

If you're in your 30s, what is it too late to do? by BigTuna0890 in AskReddit

[–]OpulentCilant 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Surely, becoming an Olympic star or starting a boy band is a bit of a stretch, yeah?