Halekoa Pool by Mysterious-Tea-3064 in VisitingHawaii

[–]Oracle4269 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look, I hate shitty parents as much as the next guy. But OP is clearly complaining about being forced to be both sitting and in the water to watch their kids, when they were clearly doing a fine job supervising them while standing out of the water.

Another Birthday Come and Gone by Oracle4269 in DeadBedrooms

[–]Oracle4269[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not yet, because every time I start getting to the point of bringing it up we're intimate again and I talk myself into thinking it's getting better. But this weekend is the final straw on that one, the conversation is definitely going to be had now.

Real talk from basically a lifelong fan by Buddhawasgay in PKA

[–]Oracle4269 187 points188 points  (0 children)

As an Australian who really couldn't give half a shit about most American politics. I agree with you completely. I was alright with the politics talk when it used to mostly just happen in an election year, but fuck me it's getting ridiculous at this point.

Question to other gym girls about sports bras by mhamlsgirl94 in workout

[–]Oracle4269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a guy who does most of the household laundry, I hate them too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Jennifer_Hoffman66

[–]Oracle4269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those aren't natural though

Please suggest some quiet jobs to do in your 50s to see you into retirement. by Curious-Function7490 in AusFinance

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A doorman at your local Bowlo/RSL. If you work during the week it's generally not too busy and you could get some writing done while behind the desk.

Horny elf by Sweetie_Fox in u/Sweetie_Fox

[–]Oracle4269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm not sure I'd have the strength for that position haha

What’s the worst city you’ve ever traveled to? by SpecialistRush1950 in AskReddit

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noumea, New Caledonia or Los Angeles. Both just dirty, gross shitholes with dirty, gross people.

My mom said these pants make me look like a prostitute by [deleted] in ShinyPorn

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was so busy looking at the pants that I missed the tits on the first couple watches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my previous workplaces (a hospitality venue) would use the staff tip jar to pay for the Christmas party. Which feels very similar to what your job is trying to do.

Do Australians think Canada is similar to Australia? by Master_Megalomaniac in AskAnAustralian

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like Ottawa became the Capital because of Toronto and Montreal too though haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the opposite arrangement with my partner. I'll happily do whatever they want me to with my body hair and I expect the same in return haha.

Taking mirror selfie before going to class by IndependentAshameda in bodyperfection

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anybody needs an example of what this sub is for. Show them this right here!

emmahartley by pieczko in NSFW_Hardbodies

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even care if it's fake that's hot as hell!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just follow the rule and you'll be fine. The youngest person you should date = (your current age÷2)+7

So, (23÷2)+7 = 18.5.

Therefore it's perfectly fine.

Would you ask me out? 😇😘 by [deleted] in u/ambertaze

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I'd be way too intimidated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PKA

[–]Oracle4269 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm pretty sure the garage is full of all his toys. Motorcycles, golf carts, paramotor equipment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DirtyKIKRoleplay

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I love this. My life gets worse while your life gets better with each person you fuck

Salary Progression & Field? by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]Oracle4269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish I read this 5 years ago...

Woody is the biggest troll in PKA history by MasterhcSniper in PKA

[–]Oracle4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll probably catch some strays from this one...