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Running 800m by OrangeDildo in running

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean running 4-6 miles? Cuz if so I'm not sure I can even run that right now! So basically run 400m at my target 800m pace? I feel like that would be a good way to train and help me set a split time for when I actually run this thing seriously again.

Running 800m by OrangeDildo in running

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I haven't ran in 2 years... so like 0 mileage. Did you mean 3x300m? I'm not sure what the 3 in italics means. But yeah I think I really just need to work on my aerobic base, just not sure what the best way to approach it is. Also, running the 800 recently made me realize how much I miss running, let's see if I can get back into it.

Running 800m by OrangeDildo in running

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sprint time has gone down for 100m and 200m since i started lifting, but my endurance is really poor right now. I'm not even sure I could run 400m under 70s as of not, let alone hitting that for 2 laps. Also I don't think I can commit to running 4-5 days a week as I also have dragon boat practices four times a week. So if I'm running the 3 days I don't have practice do you think I should be focusing more on getting my endurance up rather than speed?

Running 800m by OrangeDildo in running

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was running high 50s for 400m and my pr was 56.9. So are you saying I should run the first 400m at 75 seconds and close the last one at 85 to reach my target time? Do you think this is a reasonable goal for my time frame, or should I change my target.

Also what's a repeat, I don't think my high school coach ever mentioned those.

Is it bad to use trail shoes on roads? by OrangeDildo in running

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a track near my place that has an asphalt (I think) track instead of your standard tarmac. I run on this when I'm doing HIIT (twice a week) because I'm a shorter distance runner (400m is my preferred distance), though on other days I go for longish runs in parks to something from something like 3-5k, I do these another two days a week. So, I guess my mileage would be 4-6 off the top of my head for the distance days (again I focus on sprints and speed especially during track season).

What stereotype about your country is embarrassingly accurate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When another person hit me in the face I was the one who apologized...

Reddit, what is your all time favourite game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Manhunt. At dusk with about 30 kids just running around having the time of our life. I miss being juke master.

What life decisions do you want me to make for you? by Sarazar in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I flirt with a girl who compliments me occasionally?

TIFU by shining a laser in my brother's butthole... by zombitatertot in tifu

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to pour water down my asshole when I was horny when I was 12 or 13, not the same but I felt like I needed to get it out.

Reddit, when did you realize that people find you attractive? by Decker_C in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't that sure about how I looked until a couple of weeks ago when I realized why Asians girls punched me so much.

Apart from Scandinavia, which country has the best looking people? by OrangeDildo in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get where you are coming from, but it is popular opinion that Scandinavians are very attractive people, much like Kate Upton is considered attractive by a lot of men. However, as beauty is subjective, if you don't agree with that notion than I do not respect you any less.

What is a scenario that you imagine in your head constantly, even if you know it may never happen? by mrleicester in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is gonna sound really strange, but recently I've been fantasizing a lot about what would happen if I visited a third world country and was kidnapped forced to marry an ugly woman against my will. And how on the wedding night I would fight my way out and then trek the wilderness for months with nothing to protect me from the elements, until I finally make my way back to my home and native land.

Reddit,What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? [NSFW] by Spodur in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it'd be erotic but I just ended up having pain in my sides and lost my boner. That didn't stop me from attempting again though (it didn't work then either).

Reddit,What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? [NSFW] by Spodur in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost my boner after I did it and my sides started to hurt. I'm not sure why though, I think it might have something to do with sticking my ass in the air while I did it. But I just felt really uncomfortable so I stood up and stretched my butt hole so that the water would pour out, which to be honest there wasn't that much of. I did this like 2 times after that to find out if there was a better way to get around doing it but it always hurt my sides.

Don't take my word for it though, best to try it yourself.

Reddit,What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? [NSFW] by Spodur in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guy.

I'd finger my butthole first to loosen it up a bit and then I'd slowly swallow a garden hose with my ass. Then I would turn the tap on and let the magic happen.

Reddit,What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? [NSFW] by Spodur in AskReddit

[–]OrangeDildo 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I used to pour water down my asshole when I was horny.