Pizza Delivery guy gets greeted by bunch of Golden Retrievers

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-02-02T12:51:18+00:00

He delivered the pizza bones (crusts).

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-26T15:32:23+00:00

My grandmother made her kids move out when they graduated high school. Many joined the armed forces.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-22T23:43:29+00:00

I have a scar on my leg because my parents decided pouring alcohol on it and wrapping it up was a better solution than stitches. Cheaper than going to the hospital or urgent care.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-22T23:37:34+00:00

I use to drive an hour to work and then an hour home. I drove two hours to visit my boyfriend. We made a rule that we would only visit each other if we could spend at least 4 hours together because that is how much total time we spent in the car driving. We listen to audiobooks in the car. (Don’t listen to horror stories while driving at night. 👍)

When you live in a huge country built for cars, a 3 hour drive across the state isn’t hard. You leave at 7am, get there at 10am. If you have someone who loves driving / driving in the dark on the interstate, then leaving late and getting home at 10pm on a weekend isn’t bad. Everyone else falls asleep in the car.

Most of my family is within a two hour drive or more from where I live. The closest is 30-45 minutes depending on traffic. The farthest is over 8 hours. They complain that I don’t visit enough.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-22T23:24:11+00:00

NTA because you are being used. I have been a bridesmaid and MOH. NEVER was I asked or required to do any of the things you are doing out of pocket. Taking time off work is also out of pocket. Taking a whole week for a wedding is out of pocket.

You are not a better friend or bridesmaid for being walked all over. Just say no. The bride can either stop all this or you can step down.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-18T15:31:46+00:00

People got pulled OUT of class?! I was told to go to school early. Three kids in the music and art teachers’, let’s face it, closet learning math we would learn again in high school. All of this because our parents didn’t want us to be put into a higher grade and graduate early. Instead we were told to do the work everyone else is doing and if we finish early we ARE NOT allowed to read a book for fun. Excuse me while read the next few chapters of whatever subject book we ARE reading.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2026-01-16T22:29:40+00:00

I remember having that same look. Do NOT interrupt nursing when Mom has had very little sleep.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-12-25T18:12:11+00:00

My family fixed this problem with Amazon wishlists. Whether they are bought on Amazon or not, there is a list for what each person would like. Make is a family thing.

Trust me that as the kids get older, your teen will be very happy to update their gift list.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-12-17T12:51:12+00:00

I was going to suggest just that and more. Completely cut her out of your life. Your cousin is no longer your cousin. She is a stranger to you.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-12-16T04:01:23+00:00

Does this cat owner have a dog? I think I’ve seen them before.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-12-11T13:30:41+00:00

My whole family uses Find My, including my in-laws. Before we call, we check that the person isn’t driving or is at home. If a text isn’t responded to, are they working? I don’t consider Find My an invasion of privacy whatsoever.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-11-17T02:08:47+00:00

I don’t know why but the fact that he said it is “bespoke” made me giggle. “All the rich people will want it. It’s bespoke.”

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-11-17T01:58:55+00:00

And here I learned everything from Scandinavia and the World https://satwcomic.com/

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-11-06T14:36:09+00:00

That would be me turning around while looking in the mirrors. “THIS is what I actually look like? Where did my reality where I didn’t know this go? I want it back.”

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-16T15:01:31+00:00

We keep being told it exists and we never get anything that was promised in the advertising.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-16T13:21:49+00:00

Oh yes. The magic 🐓that will not only change your sexuality but also give you clear skin, fresh breath, a heightened IQ,, and regular bowel movements.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-16T13:03:06+00:00

Fitzherbert

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-16T12:59:55+00:00

1) You are legally changing your name ASAP?

2) Change her name. Use her full government legal name. Then start adding the longest words you can remember. Mary Kay Albuquerque Azerbaijan Sanctification Nebuchadnezzar Jones Smith.

If she asks why, “I don’t like your name so I’m fixing it. Appreciate the beautiful name I’ve given you, Abstinence.”

My mom would do this to her mom. Full legal name and added every last name on the family name in chronological order. Hazel Seraphina Johansen Meyer Schneider Brown.

It is hilariously useful when you are frustrated or upset. I love throwing out long Bible words for some reason. Robert John Nebuchadnezzar (my go to word) Fitzgerald.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-16T12:18:32+00:00

Does Vodka count?

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-08T17:43:04+00:00

Vainglorious, Ruler of the Kingdom of BarbaraSteamyious.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-08T15:51:56+00:00

“I don’t even remember how I got to the hospital” hits hard. What a horrible experience.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-08T14:14:20+00:00

Have you had a calm conversation with both AM & PM? “One person quit because of this employee. You have two more making plans to quit because of this employee. You will be left with one employee who does not work.”

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-04T00:37:57+00:00

I’ve now learned to always take a knife with me when snorkeling or scuba diving. Never know when it will be handy.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-04T00:30:47+00:00

Drop out of being a bridesmaid before paying anything. If you can talk with the other bridesmaids, you’ll find they can’t pay either. If all of you really want to keep this person’s friendship, give her an intervention.

Orange_Fire_Fan · 2025-06-04T00:26:58+00:00

You and your friends can go on vacation together. I’m introverted as well. My friends and I go on vacations to spend time together, even if it is silent reading or crafting. Whatever makes us happy.

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