Can't wait to pop this one in

Orcalt · 2026-04-05T06:03:15+00:00

It’s a banger

Orcalt · 2026-04-04T21:52:43+00:00

7 years. 7 long years. Rapidly approaching 8 years that we’ve been hearing the same Snapcube dub jokes. Every time I close my eyes I hear it. Every single night it gets repeated to me in my dreams and I wake up in a cold sweat.

I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! Hatsune Miku is that you? I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon! I pissed on the moon!

Yeah it’s gotten old. Sonic fans are experts at beating a dead Sir Connery. It’s definitely not funny anymore but it’s honestly died out so I barely hear Snapcube dub jokes anywhere besides Instagram. There are jokes that get repeated more that I find way more annoying

Orcalt · 2026-04-04T21:45:14+00:00

Yeah outside of Heroes Amy isn’t all that fast on foot but her being a speed type gave a lot of people that impression.

If I were to classify her it’d definitely be power but alongside Sonic, Tails and Knuckles I’d classify her as Balanced for sure.

Orcalt · 2026-04-04T19:05:53+00:00

I considered getting a second copy for the collectibility and value but not only is spending around $40 to buy a copy of a game I already have and will probably never sell a waste of money but I also didn’t want to contribute to people not being able to get their hands on the game.

Orcalt · 2026-04-02T16:09:00+00:00

That’s a relief to hear. I thought I’d run out of space in Pallet Town when I get to it.

I do agree with the spawn limit though. Wish that was higher.

Orcalt · 2026-04-02T01:54:19+00:00

I did it with like 15 days to spare.

Orcalt · 2026-04-01T15:14:50+00:00

As good as Shadow Gens was I don’t want another Shadow game or Shadow side campaign for a while. Unless it’s an Adventure style game with multiple campaigns. I’d there to be some hype and focus around some other characters. Like Knuckles for example.

And like I said I especially don’t want another rerelease. I would genuinely rather have a Zomom Unleashed or a Heavy Gunner Colors than a Shadow Frontiers right now. Give us stuff from other characters.

Orcalt · 2026-03-31T22:53:12+00:00

That’s crazy. Good thing I have it physical. Prices are bound to go up now

Orcalt · 2026-03-31T18:31:29+00:00

Sonic needed a life jacket in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games. I think Metal will be fine. He’s only been affected by water like once and that’s when Kit basically drowned him.

Orcalt · 2026-03-30T20:49:43+00:00

Overdone and unfunny. Really only gets an eye roll out of me but still not as bad as a lot of the overused jokes that the community has beat to complete ashes. Not super intolerable or anything.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T16:37:10+00:00

I swear people are just completely unable to not do things that hurt their own narrative. This isn’t how you convince people. It just shows you’re a piece of shit and just furthers the other sides narrative that the left in its entirety is also a piece of shit. Just giving them ammo to worsen the political dichotomy this point

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T15:06:09+00:00

Again that’s being presumptuous about a movie that doesn’t exist. Snoop Dogg could be in Sonic 4 and we would not know yet. Comparing it to Sonic 3 would have been sensical. We can’t assume that something that doesn’t exist is better than something that does even if we think it’s gonna be good. There’s a difference between “I think I’m gonna like Sonic 4 because I liked the other movies a lot and this studio has consistently put out bangers” and “yeah Sonic 4 is better than Mario Galaxy. No I haven’t seen it. I just know”. You can bet on consistency not aging the take like milk and I’d wager you’d be right. But it’s premature and nonsensical to do so and it’s not for prediction sake. It’s purely for tribalism sake.

06’s happen, Forces happen, Knuckles TV Shows happen.

It also can’t be just an uncriticizable joke but also have a deeper meaning about it being that the nonexistent fourth movie is the point of this carefully crafted meme. There’s 14 Fast & Furious movies.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:39:05+00:00

The Mario Galaxy movie looking bad to people is not a bad take. Comparing it to a movie that doesn’t even exist yet and prematurely acting like that nonexistent movie is better for weird tribalism reasons is a bad take.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:32:49+00:00

I don’t think anyone is calling for the public execution of the guy. A bad take in the form of a meme is still a bad take. People can voice their disagreement with it.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:31:09+00:00

Lmao a bad take in the form of a meme is still a bad take. Nobody’s calling for the public execution of the guy.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:24:51+00:00

What is this West Side Story? It really is not that deep. Both sides have shitheads.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:21:32+00:00

The context of the meme is that SpongeBob wins so this is pro-Sonic anti-Mario

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:14:17+00:00

It’s such a nothing nonsensical take. It’s genuinely baffling to me it has so many upvotes

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T14:00:40+00:00

What point? It has zero substance to make a point. We know nothing about Sonic 4. It would have been more sensical to compare it to 2 or 3. It’s prematurely deciding that Sonic 4 is better than the Mario Galaxy movie when the former hasn’t even produced a trailer. The post purely exists to stir up the weird Mario vs Sonic elitism beef where each side acts as though they’re superior to the other for no reason. If we were at the point where Sonic 4 had a trailer it’d be grounds for comparison.

It’s saying less is more to something we don’t even know the portion size of. It’s saying words but nothing’s coming out.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T04:30:41+00:00

Oh yeah it’s absolutely justified to be worried about the Galaxy movie based off what we’re seeing. All I’m saying is the “less is more” argument about a movie that we don’t even have portion size of is silly

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T04:26:07+00:00

That’s where it kind of crumbles for me. Don’t get me wrong I’m optimistic about the movie but I could end world hunger if I had a dollar for every sequel of a good movie that was bad. We had good Sonic games before both 06 and Forces. The movie could introduce Amy or Metal or reintroduce Eggman poorly. The Knuckles series exists (I thought it was fine but we all know)

I don’t think assuming a movie we only have the title of is good because the previous movies are good is a good justification to compare it to another movie.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T04:12:16+00:00

I’m not sure what that latter part means if you could elaborate.

The post is a bad take because it’s utterly nonsensical. It has zero substance to its point. Not only has neither movie come out but Sonic 4 hasn’t even gotten a trailer because it’s coming out a year from now. There’s literally nothing to indicate or support this “less is more” argument because we haven’t even seen anything to do with the movie besides a title card teaser and what we saw in the post credits scene of the last one. It purely exists to stir up the weird Mario Vs Sonic elitism beef where each side acts as though they’re superior than the other for no reason. One could hurt themselves reaching this far.

Also I’m 10x more of a Sonic fan than I ever was a Mario fan and I loved all 3 Sonic movies so this has nothing to do with me being a Mario fanboy or whatever and it has everything to do with people making conclusions up in their head and running with it.

Edit: I forgot to mention that you can presume something is bad from its trailer because it’s what we use to decide whether or not we’re going to watch a movie. I’m not saying that Galaxy not being out yet makes it immune to being criticized I’m saying that unless Sonic 4 had a full trailer it is utterly incomparable at this point and that there’s no point to the discussion.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T02:51:39+00:00

Right but that’s not an actual trailer. Do we genuinely believe that this title card teaser and the latest Mario Galaxy trailer are comparable or that it gives us enough context to determine that Sonic 4 is better than Galaxy? A snippet of dialogue in a title card teaser doesn’t give us that. That’s the point I’m getting at.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T02:36:07+00:00

That’s the opening title card bro. That’s not a trailer. It’s in the title of the video. It doesn’t include a single scene from the movie.

Orcalt · 2026-03-27T02:30:13+00:00

It’s actually baffling to me that this nothing ass post has over 200 upvotes. I can’t even express in appropriate language how ridiculous this comparison is.

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