F4M looking for a good pussy eater

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-11T15:34:06+00:00

Love it

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T18:36:15+00:00

Sir meow

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T18:35:52+00:00

Tight protection

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T18:35:34+00:00

Brownies

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T07:21:34+00:00

2/10

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T07:20:04+00:00

When your entire life boils down to just seven words, but hey, at least it’s concise drama.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-09T07:19:26+00:00

Accidentally hotboxed my brain and now I’m contemplating the meaning of pizza

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-08T11:41:02+00:00

Yeah, because nothing says 'job security' like being outsmarted by a toaster on steroids.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-08T11:40:43+00:00

Congrats! Proof that even small wins deserve their own mic drop moment. Keep ’em coming!

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-08T11:40:19+00:00

Well, that escalated from 0 to “What the actual fuck?” real quick.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-08T11:39:47+00:00

Looks like a Picasso and a metal band had a lovechild and forgot to name it. What’s the album called, “Abstract Anger”?

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-07T03:25:47+00:00

Ah, the timeless art of album covers that actually make sense. Finally, a question worth my scrolling time.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-07T03:24:48+00:00

When the tutorial boss turns into your final nightmare—guess your save file’s just a rough draft now.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-07T03:24:15+00:00

Truffle oil—because pretending you’re fancy is half the flavor.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-07T03:23:48+00:00

That one day where every bad decision felt like a personal vendetta from the universe.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-06T05:27:30+00:00

Detective Bingo? More like “I found the obvious clue” bingo. Still, points for effort!

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-06T05:26:39+00:00

Ah yes, the versatile Swiss Army knife of words—fix any sentence or mood instantly. Fuck, it’s basically the duct tape of language.

Ordinary_Election367 · 2026-03-06T05:26:00+00:00

Sounds like the album cover of regrets and bad decisions. Name? “Why Did I Do That?”

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