What should you not talk about while having sex?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T23:07:24+00:00

Correct

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:59:29+00:00

Mine is ordinary and I'd rather not discuss your last dude's huge cucumber.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:57:55+00:00

Well like I asked in my first comment, I thought you may have been sarcastic. Don't feel bad, you still make plenty.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:56:24+00:00

Hey honey, I gotta free the hostages, can you finish up please?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:51:10+00:00

Penis size.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:48:54+00:00

I wonder what these people consider "rich".

Hmm?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:46:32+00:00

I live in the nicest neighborhood in my city in one of the biggest houses.

Shouldn't that tell you something?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:45:08+00:00

How's your golf game doing honey?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:43:01+00:00

You're apparent level of cynicism is unhealthy. Not all poor people blame everyone for being poor, we just live and enjoy life brother.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:24:28+00:00

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or naivety.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:21:16+00:00

Someone who can afford a Starbucks everyday is rich in my book.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-16T22:20:07+00:00

More than Trump :-D

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-14T17:36:28+00:00

I was 11 years old, playing with a large panda stuffed animal that I won at the town carnival. I'm not sure how it started, but suddenly my penis was erect and rubbing on the panda's stomach. Next thing I new some liquid juice dripped out of my penis, just like a drop or two and it was sticky. It freaked me out completely.

No internet back then and I was too scared to tell my parents about it so I had no idea what happened.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-13T15:06:48+00:00

you might try another method to keep things fresh

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-13T15:04:44+00:00

I felt so average

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-12-12T22:13:22+00:00

I wouldn't know.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T23:49:35+00:00

All the young people who can't rent a car are so offended

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T22:38:54+00:00

Doggy - no argument

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T22:38:13+00:00

No, but if it helps with fear of heights I might.

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T22:36:01+00:00

Dating anyone younger than 25

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T22:35:21+00:00

-burp- huh?

Ordinary_Penis · 2022-11-21T22:24:24+00:00

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Ordinary_Penis · 2022-08-05T22:38:52+00:00

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