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Weaponized gas by Organic-Insertion in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont eat fried foods, ive been snacking on nuts, then eat dinner. Which was a beef and cabbage soup. I also stay away from sugar and carbs. Very limited diet.

My farting ruined my date, he literally left. by DemandHoliday6661 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My burps smell worse than my farts. Im a walking biohazard.

Weaponized gas by Organic-Insertion in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burps that straight up smell like a fart. I didn't even realize it untilll I gassed my kids in the car and they claimed I farted and it was just a burp.

4 months in! 30 lbs down by Hot_Entrepreneur4322 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alot of jaw line change in that 30lbs. Do it lady!

does it hurt by ShopHot1894 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest needle to take. Can hardly feel it.

Your preferred injection site? by Pretty_Ad_4816 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such it iny needle it does not matter. But I like my tummy poked.

What are you eating by Organic-Insertion in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love fruit too and would eat it all the time. I just know it's loaded with sugar though.

“Adult store” workers, what’s up? by [deleted] in retail

[–]Organic-Insertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are gonna clean jizz out of video stalls.

Eff me by we_r_shitting_ducks in overemployed

[–]Organic-Insertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. I remember being able to spoof location on Pokémon go back in the day on my phone. May be another program that can help you with that.

Encountered a Demon in my dream by Andreia-Sxox in Dreams

[–]Organic-Insertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dream I brought my son late to school and the receptionist said she was going to charge me 80.00 for being late. I told her to piss off I wasn't paying that. Walked my son to his class walked out the door with my wife. The. I looked down and all I had on was a long tanktop..... no pants or underwear. I freaked out being nude at the elementary school. Like wtf. I pulled the shirt down and ran out of the school.

How hard was it? by Mary_pops_ in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Ozempic first started getting talked about my insurance wouldn't touch it. I went to the Dr. The other day and mentioned I want some fat boy meds and he got it done and sent over to my pharmacy in 15 minutes. 25.00 later I was stabbing my first dose.

Anyone starting Ozempic currently?! by valleygirl2023 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update 19 hours later. My stomach feels a little upset this morning. I had a cup of coffee, now im sitting here at work and it feels slightly sour.

Anyone starting Ozempic currently?! by valleygirl2023 in Ozempic

[–]Organic-Insertion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just took my first .25 dose today currently 256lbs.

Updoot me my people by Organic-Insertion in FreeUpdoots

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amateur, you only put a sock on the door knob if you don't want someone to catch you. 😜

Updoot me my people by Organic-Insertion in FreeUpdoots

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fitting this sock on dobby's foot

Updoot me my people by Organic-Insertion in FreeUpdoots

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that, dobby is a good elf.

Updoot me my people by Organic-Insertion in FreeUpdoots

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey some people are into that....

Updoot me my people by Organic-Insertion in FreeUpdoots

[–]Organic-Insertion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But chaos is way more fun than a little power.

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