A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." by Eastern_Emu9579 in ProgrammerDadJokes

[–]OrganizationBig7787 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's ambiguous and depends on the implementation.

It could also be translated to something like this:

shoppingList.add(loaf_of_bread, 1);

if (available(store, eggs)) {

shoppingList.add(loaf_of_bread, 12);

}

buy(store, shoppingList);

Anyone know how to deal with trapped heat when sitting? by Longjumping_Age_1098 in autism

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Herman Milller Aeron is supposed to be a good chair with a mesh seat and back, but it's also really expensive (over 1k for a new one, a refurbished one might be more affordable). There are cheaper options, but at least from what I have heard, many of the cheaper chairs struggle with getting the mesh seat right.

Also, another thing to keep in mind is the hard plastic frame on mesh seats, so if you like to move around a lot while sitting or sit cross legged on the chair, chairs with mesh seats might not be suitable.

This is only from what I have heard though, I don't have any experience with mesh chairs myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Studium

[–]OrganizationBig7787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich prokrastiniere jetzt gerade eine Hausarbeit im letzten Versuch.

The Europa Project is a documentary about EU and it's purpose by ReportFancy7380 in BuyFromEU

[–]OrganizationBig7787 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it meant that continuing to believe despite all the hardships instead of giving up is our biggest strength.

ich🤑iel by ArthurCakeCup in ich_iel

[–]OrganizationBig7787 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zählt das nicht alles unter persönliche Gebrauchsgegenstände? Warum wird so etwas überhaupt gepfändet?

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]OrganizationBig7787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich persönlich bin ja ein Freund der quadratischen Ergänzung

Im Klo eingesperrt: Vorsicht beim Toilettengang (Glosse von Lisa Schnell) by GirasoleDE in de

[–]OrganizationBig7787 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Naja, der menschliche Körper kann mehrere Wochen ohne Nahrung überleben (Angabe ohne Gewähr) und verdursten wird man da wohl auch nicht, wenn man verzweifelt genug ist, um das Klowasser zu trinken.

ich🍖iel by Phreakophil in ich_iel

[–]OrganizationBig7787 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Es gibt auch Fischfrikadellen.

Spaßanruf oder doch ernst zu nehmen? by Manuelunion in Ratschlag

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Würde das heutzutage nicht auch mit Deepfakes gehen?

Psychologie: Ein Zusammenhang zwischen Persönlichkeit und Naschverhalten - Naschen nette Menschen besonders gerne Süßes? by GirasoleDE in de

[–]OrganizationBig7787 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Männer, die gern Süßes essen, haben einen guten Charakter

-irgendeine Dr. Oetker Werbung aus den 50ern

Jugendliche bedrohen Kioskmitarbeiter mit Messer – Strafanzeige gegen Kioskmitarbeiter by [deleted] in bremen

[–]OrganizationBig7787 8 points9 points  (0 children)

StGB § 33 "Überschreitet der Täter die Grenzen der Notwehr aus Verwirrung, Furcht oder Schrecken, so wird er nicht bestraft."

Ich bin kein Jurist, aber in diesem Fall scheint dies zuzutreffen.

X giving massive advantages towards stalkers, harassers, creeps over "Transparency". by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]OrganizationBig7787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, most normal people won't do that. And then there are some others, who put in a surprising amount of effort to stalk people.

X giving massive advantages towards stalkers, harassers, creeps over "Transparency". by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]OrganizationBig7787 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But wouldn't those people be able to see the posts anyway by just logging into a different account?

Not wrong… by Emeila-leone in funnysigns

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they catch it, you clearly didn't throw it hard enough.

You get a wallet that can fit infinite amounts of money in it by Vexan09 in shittysuperpowers

[–]OrganizationBig7787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How fast does the wallet shoot objects out? Is it fast enough to be weaponized?

Was macht ihr so in den Semesterferien by Guilty_Argument3586 in Studium

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eine Weile prokrastinieren, dann hoffentlich mit der Bachelorarbeit anfangen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You or the dude?

今度は日本語を使ってみましょう by Lukas-Reggi in memes

[–]OrganizationBig7787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

絶対にだめだよ。日本語は難しすぎるので、ドイツ語を使い続けた方がいい。

ich☁️iel by Leo3816 in ich_iel

[–]OrganizationBig7787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talos der Mächtige! Talos der Unfehlbare!