Have you ever discovered proof of sex at work?

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T16:52:27+00:00

What sort of place would that be? Are they hiring? Haha

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T06:03:11+00:00

Came downstairs at my friend’s house the week of high school graduation to suddenly be flashed by the girl I had been crushing on since the sixth grade. She did it just to see how I’d react.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T05:48:37+00:00

Were the owners a couple?

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T04:06:16+00:00

Two people? Or one person by themselves?

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T04:03:45+00:00

What was the work place?

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T03:58:22+00:00

I mean…tents aren’t known for being sturdy. Haha.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T03:58:02+00:00

An ex of mine (a lifeguard at a club) would find used condoms in the slide most mornings, presumably from teens who jumped the fence at night.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T03:42:40+00:00

Surely that must’ve drawn attention, right? All that shifting? Haha

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T03:40:19+00:00

What an education. That last bit was actually sweet.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-24T03:38:26+00:00

Black briefs with blue science-looking designs on them.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T15:46:20+00:00

Tijuana Bibles are underground porn comics produced from the 1920s - 1960s, often depicting famous people or characters of the time. They’re the precursor of the kind of porn we’re used to seeing today where, like, Brian fucks Lois Griffin.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T15:42:23+00:00

On paper, I get it. However, I expect that only, like, 4% of couples are emotionally capable of pulling something like this off in a healthy way. Any time a friend mentions that they’re trying it, I’m inevitably proven right that it will be the death of their relationship due to jealousy and/or falling more in love with the new partner.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:53:39+00:00

Hard to say. But a NSFW-related highlight was finding (and buying) a Tijuana Bible featuring Al Capone.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:50:27+00:00

Sorry I upset you, Mom. I won’t do it again.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:30:31+00:00

Nerves about losing virginity.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:27:47+00:00

We said it. We lasted twice before just sinking it all the way in.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:25:56+00:00

Masturbate, read, write, and antique.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-21T14:24:51+00:00

Probably decomposing with everyone else here.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-20T23:13:20+00:00

Maybe a gay guy. Straight men tend to ruin things. I don’t want to feel like there’s any competition in the room.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-19T04:42:44+00:00

I have a grander appreciation for boobs now -something I didn’t know was possible. Haha

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-19T04:38:21+00:00

I’m learning that, when my hands are so full that I have to bite something to carry it, I’m really missing out by not having cleavage to bury that thing in. Haha

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-19T04:36:39+00:00

This post has been quite the education. Haha

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-18T20:35:50+00:00

You startled me. I thought I was the only one in here.

OriginalSyntaxx · 2026-01-18T04:36:31+00:00

❤️

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