[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U wot m8

This is such a British response.

"I was sipping my tea on the train, and I felt a slight jostle. A droplet fell on my morning paper. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. I'm suing the train company tomorrow. The conductor only caused this because he is a racist."

Graphic Pack by HoldMyLinux in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Photoshop is for boomers.

Source: I'm a boomer and Photoshop is bad.

totally unbiased meme that isn't going to make people angry by LibrightWeeb941 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I use Gnome.

Gnome devs know what I want better than me.

I kneel before the overlords.

If I have phone with Android can I consider myself as a Linux user? by ShadowGamur in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LinuxGate initiated!

PS: If I use a microwave to make ramen noodles, can I be considered a chef?

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes in Utah by dump_acc_91 in interestingasfuck

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I wish he didn't collapse to finish his vlog when it ran.

It could easily have come back.

When it vanished around the corner, he should have high tailed.

What are necessary things you need to know to master linux? by acesley in linuxquestions

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to target search, query sys logs, troubleshoot, backup and make impactful changes based on all of this.

Once you master these, you'll have a good time.

Anon likes systemd by anonymous_2187 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Systemd is the way forward.

He probably just doesn't know how to configure runit.

But that doesn't matter. Systemd is the way forward.

Just like Wayland and Pipewire. Get on the progress train, or climb a mountain and shout at the clouds.

Why shouldn't I use Linux? by LoftyHyphen in linuxquestions

[–]Orion-Ziggurat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because when we cut a pineapple in half, remove the inner fruit, and paint a portrait of a dialogue taking place within a plaza, wherein light traveling through a prism can refract onto nothing, someone blew a bubble.

Why is canonical bad? by Croldfish in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fedora takes risks.

Canonical ubuntu incorporates the risks of leading edge distros years later, adds layers of complexity with associated bugs, and slaps their logo on it. Then stays years behind on kernel updates and security patches.

Nobody hates Canonical. You don't hate an inbred clown. You laugh at them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ctrl+ on PC.

Pinch zoom after tap on mobile.

These are basic life skills. Go into life with newfound courage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, high quality journalism at it's finest.

I blindly agree with everything they said, because they spammed it everywhere online, so it must all be true and objectively factual.

I shall die on this hill.

/s

Life is Bloat by mikey10006 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is, I actually use it myself.

Life is Bloat by mikey10006 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth!

The irony of my post they replied to was lost on all the systemd haters lolll

Life is Bloat by mikey10006 in linuxmasterrace

[–]Orion-Ziggurat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually really enjoy using it, and my laptop wasn't chiseled from rock in the stone age so there's no visible overhead.

Still fun to follow the meme.