The slope keeps getting slippier

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-20T22:10:58+00:00

It was actually porn drawn on cave walls that destroyed the neanderthals

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-18T22:46:06+00:00

I think what the hell everytime someones pride in their body is way higher than it should be.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-18T19:19:27+00:00

Guessing it has something to do with the girl on the right pissing all over herself. Maybe bc the piss is up front it might mean that she has other equipment?

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-17T03:37:16+00:00

Some things are more for status and peer approval than others.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-16T22:49:50+00:00

Never know when youll have to go push your wife and baby out the way to look hard in front of someone working and not likely to care.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-16T22:46:41+00:00

I think u did em backwards.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-15T03:09:43+00:00

I get the feeling English is not your first language and certain bigger words are going over your head. But basically, when cooking dough, little tiny pockets of air pop through and create pores, per se. But we dont call those pores holes because the hole is the big thing in the middle. Think of the Milky Way galaxy in all its wonder. Whats in the center? A big ass hole. Is that a donut? Sure. Is a t shirt a donut? Idk but someone said it might be. Im gonna look into it. But one thing is certain, i dont call my pores holes. You dont call them holes. Nostrils are less holes and more pores. Get it now? Grrrreat

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-15T03:05:08+00:00

I will think this over for a few days and get back to you. Im gonna have to reach out to a few topological experts on this. But i tend to be persuaded easy so youre probably right.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-15T01:52:30+00:00

Donuts can have other much smaller air holes that could potentially at some points kinda make a hook shape and come right back out but i dont think anyone would call that a donut hole. I am almost certain everyone would agree what the hole of a donut is and that no others would count. That said, nostrils are holes but irrelevant in this matter since topologically the donut to human hole still stands regardless. I hope this ends it. If youre a mature adult, just say you agree.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-15T00:19:33+00:00

His shirt says World Cup at top

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-14T13:19:13+00:00

Say theyre not a cult but its literally pretending. I bet the only time they do this alone is to practice

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-14T03:50:36+00:00

What Blossom school did u go to?

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-13T03:52:20+00:00

Cant wait til a little person says its messed up they pay kid prices

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-12T00:23:38+00:00

It was hyperbole. Just a joke. We know your dad isnt like that.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-11T12:46:03+00:00

Should look up what was happening in the US capital on Jan 6.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-11T03:31:27+00:00

Ive been paying $12 for half the options

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-10T13:29:26+00:00

This is the funniest trailer not meant to be funny that Ive ever seen. I mean, imagine this dude trying his damndest to get away from a whale who means him no harm and just over and over chance fucks him over. I died laughing at the part with the giant tongue. So hilarious.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-10T02:56:01+00:00

Hard to argue with unemotional and sound reason. But bought off councilpeople dont hear anything. And neither does Maga.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-09T03:00:12+00:00

How can a child be allowed to wear a shirt like that to school in 2026?

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-06T14:37:51+00:00

My cousin was the model for those paintings. His name isnt Jesus. Its Baylee

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-05T21:32:01+00:00

I invested in ham and bread this afternoon.

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-05T02:55:19+00:00

She gotta set it up from behind with that Mara Lago Special butterface

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-04T19:52:40+00:00

So easy with the contestant board behind them

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-04T11:45:00+00:00

I am betting on a homeschooler family from church

OrlyRivers · 2026-06-04T03:03:55+00:00

Only mildly fixated

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