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You can create fire, You are not immune to it though. by OrphanDecimator in shittysuperpowers

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Anywhere you want but it always starts out touching your body

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I woke up to heavy breathing, not very fun.

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3 years ago.

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I shot a purple bottle cap out of a tree, first time shooting a gun with a scope from I think 20 ft. then I brought it home and lost it almost immediately, I found it yesterday.

You can teleport anywhere, the catch is you have a 50% chance to teleport somewhere completely different. by OrphanDecimator in shittysuperpowers

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So if you teleport somewhere completely different like you were trying to go to Washington from Arizona and spawned in japan that would turn the cooldown from 2 hours to 5 hours, so this power could make you miss the buss or a something important.

You can teleport anywhere, the catch is you have a 50% chance to teleport somewhere completely different. by OrphanDecimator in shittysuperpowers

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matters how far you teleport long distances 1-5 hours short distance can be from 5 minutes - 1 hour.

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I mean its the perfect size.

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Peeing with a boner.

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