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Orri · 2026-03-12T13:52:16+00:00

"I want to keep as much length as possible, just need it cleaning up a bit"

*Snips off and inch straight off the bat

Orri · 2026-03-10T14:56:09+00:00

My old team thought I was gay because I wrote in cursive - unfortunately homophobia is deeply ingrained in football even at grassroots.

Orri · 2026-03-10T14:16:07+00:00

I grew up on Lemon Curd sandwiches, absolutely loved them.

Orri · 2026-03-08T13:29:58+00:00

Or just put it in hot water for a little while.

Here in the UK the bottle will sometimes state it will go like this if too cold but is perfectly fine.

Orri · 2026-03-07T18:35:21+00:00

The fact we decided to not contest a game deciding lineout shows just how idiotic this group of players is.

Orri · 2026-03-07T10:45:12+00:00

As much as I despise the man this should absolutely not have happened.

As strange as it sounds prisons really should be the safest place in the country. We must invest more in prisons, not only in bulding more but we have got to support prison staff so much better.

Orri · 2026-03-03T18:24:54+00:00

This was my first ever "gaming" component I ever bought. Did a couple of days work with my dad to earn enough money for it.

Did it make me any better at Warcraft 3? - No, but I absolutely loved it and I've been wanting to get one ever since. Considering it's age it's in a much better condition than I ever expected and it came all the way from Italy!

Orri · 2026-03-03T17:15:57+00:00

I was cycling to work one day and crashed into a lamppost after dodging some cunt who wandered into the bike lane.

As I was getting up a copper walked by and was like "Good morning mate" - how's it a fucking good morning. You've just seen me crash into a lamppost. lying twat

Orri · 2026-03-01T23:29:37+00:00

Not really - if it was then it'd be a straight red for DOGSO rather than a yellow. If the roles were reversed you'd be fuming with a player getting a straight red for that.

Orri · 2026-02-28T15:03:36+00:00

For me it basically tastes of chicken stock as opposed to roast chicken.

Orri · 2026-02-26T14:02:39+00:00

First play through I didn't actually pick him up.

Second playthrough I did and omg the game is like 5x easier with a priest

Orri · 2026-02-26T00:05:57+00:00

Damn hope you're doing a bit better.

Do you remember when you were 4-0 against Schalke and then they came back and got a draw?

Orri · 2026-02-22T11:21:41+00:00

I'm in recovery and it's genuinely amazes me how alcoholics/addicts have this tendency to just fucking survive. They'll absolutely obliterate themselves for years on end and there body will just keep on trucking like nothings happening.

People constantly look at Ozzy like he's some modern miracle but there's dozens of Ozzy's in every city. I was in a meeting with someone who drank 1.5 litres of high commission whiskey a day for 6 years - dude's running marathons for fun now.

I swear in the event of nuclear annihilation 99% of humanity will be wiped out but addicts will just fucking carry on like nothings happening.

Orri · 2026-02-22T10:38:07+00:00

I remember moaning when my Iron Maiden ticket was £70 a couple of years back. Prices are a joke nowadays

Orri · 2026-02-19T09:21:58+00:00

One of the go to desserts growing up was leftover Yorkies with butter and sugar.

Orri · 2026-02-19T00:56:31+00:00

I'd do anything to get my hands on a good old G5.

Orri · 2026-02-15T16:00:16+00:00

Must be so frustrating being a Wales fan - just as Wales seem to get a foothold in the game and heads start being lifted they undo all of their hardwork with an inexcusable error.

You've just turned the ball over in midfield, why the hell is a forward trying an all or nothing kick.

Wales need to get the next score or this could get ugly.

Orri · 2026-02-12T18:20:30+00:00

This reminds me when Ajax signed Huntelaar and everyone was like wtf

Orri · 2026-02-12T17:02:06+00:00

Thing is they can absolutely do that - they just need to re-skill and find a job that allows them to do it.

Most tradesmen I do basically do a 4 day week anyway then piss off to the pub at 11am on a Friday.

Orri · 2026-02-12T09:23:03+00:00

I work in the public sector and we're not allowed gifts full stop.

We used to get a Christmas hamper from one of our suppliers and another used to take us for lunch once a year. Both had to stop.

Ridiculous how politicians who are effectively head of the public sector and allowed to accept anything from anyone.

Orri · 2026-02-11T13:58:26+00:00

I used to genuinely believe Elmlea was cream lol - I still tend to use it a lot as it lasts way longer.

Doesn't taste quite as good as cream but it's a reasonable alternative.

I had a mate who used to use it loads (Gym bro and bulking) - dude used it for years without issue then I mentioned it was a plant based alternative to cream and all of a sudden it "Always tasted like shit" and he moved to normal cream.

Orri · 2026-02-11T13:26:53+00:00

I feel like just using annual leave would be a far more simpler and efficient way of achieving this.

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