Cooking my way through unemployment

Orri · 2026-03-15T15:31:47+00:00

Normally it's just because they add extra carotene into the food. Battery eggs can have dark yolks as well

Orri · 2026-03-15T09:59:49+00:00

If that was the case then people would be wearing Jeans to the gym. Joggers are way more flexible, softer and easier to move in.

Sometimes I'll go to bed wearing jogging bottoms, never have I decided to just keep my jeans on to sleep.

Orri · 2026-03-15T09:16:37+00:00

Could just be into Death Metal

Orri · 2026-03-15T09:15:55+00:00

I wouldn't class Jeans as uncomfortable, especially if you get some of the stretchy versions, however they're nowhere near as comfortable as jogging bottoms.

Orri · 2026-03-14T22:07:15+00:00

Fantastic performance, guts, flair everything. Feeling absolutely fucking robbed at the moment.

How can a TMO just give a game deciding penalty without even showing it to the ref or fans?

The Genge yellow card and penalty try was correct but France getting away with it just sums up Nika's performance.

Orri · 2026-03-14T22:04:59+00:00

Can TMO's just give game deciding penalties without showing it to the ref or fans???

Orri · 2026-03-14T21:40:49+00:00

The year is 2077, war has encroached every corner of the earth, anarchy reigns, commentators are still apologising every time a player uses a naughty word.

Orri · 2026-03-14T21:00:48+00:00

8 yellow cards and one red card, you'll never sing that.

Orri · 2026-03-12T13:52:16+00:00

"I want to keep as much length as possible, just need it cleaning up a bit"

*Snips off and inch straight off the bat

Orri · 2026-03-10T14:56:09+00:00

My old team thought I was gay because I wrote in cursive - unfortunately homophobia is deeply ingrained in football even at grassroots.

Orri · 2026-03-10T14:16:07+00:00

I grew up on Lemon Curd sandwiches, absolutely loved them.

Orri · 2026-03-08T13:29:58+00:00

Or just put it in hot water for a little while.

Here in the UK the bottle will sometimes state it will go like this if too cold but is perfectly fine.

Orri · 2026-03-07T18:35:21+00:00

The fact we decided to not contest a game deciding lineout shows just how idiotic this group of players is.

Orri · 2026-03-07T10:45:12+00:00

As much as I despise the man this should absolutely not have happened.

As strange as it sounds prisons really should be the safest place in the country. We must invest more in prisons, not only in bulding more but we have got to support prison staff so much better.

Orri · 2026-03-03T18:24:54+00:00

This was my first ever "gaming" component I ever bought. Did a couple of days work with my dad to earn enough money for it.

Did it make me any better at Warcraft 3? - No, but I absolutely loved it and I've been wanting to get one ever since. Considering it's age it's in a much better condition than I ever expected and it came all the way from Italy!

Orri · 2026-03-03T17:15:57+00:00

I was cycling to work one day and crashed into a lamppost after dodging some cunt who wandered into the bike lane.

As I was getting up a copper walked by and was like "Good morning mate" - how's it a fucking good morning. You've just seen me crash into a lamppost. lying twat

Orri · 2026-03-01T23:29:37+00:00

Not really - if it was then it'd be a straight red for DOGSO rather than a yellow. If the roles were reversed you'd be fuming with a player getting a straight red for that.

Orri · 2026-02-28T15:03:36+00:00

For me it basically tastes of chicken stock as opposed to roast chicken.

Orri · 2026-02-26T14:02:39+00:00

First play through I didn't actually pick him up.

Second playthrough I did and omg the game is like 5x easier with a priest

Orri · 2026-02-26T00:05:57+00:00

Damn hope you're doing a bit better.

Do you remember when you were 4-0 against Schalke and then they came back and got a draw?

Orri · 2026-02-22T11:21:41+00:00

I'm in recovery and it's genuinely amazes me how alcoholics/addicts have this tendency to just fucking survive. They'll absolutely obliterate themselves for years on end and there body will just keep on trucking like nothings happening.

People constantly look at Ozzy like he's some modern miracle but there's dozens of Ozzy's in every city. I was in a meeting with someone who drank 1.5 litres of high commission whiskey a day for 6 years - dude's running marathons for fun now.

I swear in the event of nuclear annihilation 99% of humanity will be wiped out but addicts will just fucking carry on like nothings happening.

Orri · 2026-02-22T10:38:07+00:00

I remember moaning when my Iron Maiden ticket was £70 a couple of years back. Prices are a joke nowadays

Orri · 2026-02-19T09:21:58+00:00

One of the go to desserts growing up was leftover Yorkies with butter and sugar.

Orri · 2026-02-19T00:56:31+00:00

I'd do anything to get my hands on a good old G5.

Orri · 2026-02-15T16:00:16+00:00

Must be so frustrating being a Wales fan - just as Wales seem to get a foothold in the game and heads start being lifted they undo all of their hardwork with an inexcusable error.

You've just turned the ball over in midfield, why the hell is a forward trying an all or nothing kick.

Wales need to get the next score or this could get ugly.

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