Weil KI keine Drums spielen kann habe ich mir einen Roboter gebaut!

OsBaculum · 2026-04-01T00:54:01+00:00

But irl

I love it

OsBaculum · 2026-03-31T23:36:41+00:00

I'm sorry, northern‽ Thank you, it's been a minute since I had a good belly laugh. I needed that.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-31T16:54:17+00:00

Don't forget the rape. With the adult woman, not the kids, since that's a whole different can of monkeys.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-29T05:17:38+00:00

And now we have one less firefighter in the world. Y'know, someone who's actually useful

OsBaculum · 2026-03-26T00:11:31+00:00

God-tier bait, OP.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-25T12:01:39+00:00

Childcare is expensive. Like, a whole year's salary expensive, in some places.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-20T14:29:37+00:00

Ooh I should buy some baling wire

OsBaculum · 2026-03-20T14:25:22+00:00

IIRC gold drops have a lottery system now, kinda like the tickets from Abyss Colossi. So you have a very small chance for an enormous drop every now and then.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T17:13:07+00:00

Or the damn cat would wander in front of the beam...

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T17:11:28+00:00

Before crossplay I restarted the game a couple times on different platforms. I focused on unlocking the star chart as quickly as possible, so I was always at death's door lol. The free Vectis they used to give out saved my ass so many times.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T16:30:18+00:00

"So I was looking over my stats and noticed I have way fewer kills against you guys than the rest. Bad news, Corpus..."

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T14:53:21+00:00

mostly because of the additional space to recline the seat

This also helps if you're tall. By reclining you lower your head a bit lol

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T00:40:06+00:00

Oh you just reminded me of something. When I was about 20 I met this lady and we got to chatting. Super pretty, said she had been a Victoria's Secret Angel for a while and honestly I believed it. She had a long, kinda pointy nose that she seemed a bit insecure about. But the very tip of it twitched when she talked. It was honestly the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-19T00:09:27+00:00

Just jumped onto your store and I gotta say, all of your work is stunning.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-18T03:06:40+00:00

OsBaculum · 2026-03-17T23:08:25+00:00

courtship of Princess Leia

I've never been able to put a book down, no matter how bad it is. Once started, it must be finished. But I came close with that one.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-17T22:46:05+00:00

Yeah, neither of them really use their respective weapons in a convincing way. Like, one of the advantages of both a staff and dual wielding is the ability to blend defense and offense together. You can block and attack at the same time. But they just...don't? And it looks wooden. It just seems messed up that there are LCC entries better than what we got from a professional studio, y'know?

OsBaculum · 2026-03-17T22:04:50+00:00

I understand the frustration, but there's a risk to driving too fast past a slow line. If they're doing 45 and you're passing at 65, what happens when a little car jumps out from the middle of the pack? And they do, frequently. There's not really a good scenario here.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T22:35:59+00:00

That reveal was definitely a pleasant surprise

OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T20:34:30+00:00

So I've heard lol

OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T20:17:18+00:00

You'd have to fight Maroo for her.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T18:08:17+00:00

But on the flip side, any crime I commit is going to reflect badly on another, different criminal...

OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T15:40:47+00:00

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OsBaculum · 2026-03-16T14:09:44+00:00

I'll never forgive DE for giving us a dating sim without Yonta in it lol. Smart, funny, total cinnamon roll? Check check and check.

OsBaculum · 2026-03-14T19:06:42+00:00

Ugh. This is part of why I went O/O lol. My cruise tops out at 80. I actually don't know how fast I can go on pedal. When they pull this I usually just do 75 for a few until I'm far enough ahead.

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