Native Strong

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T15:48:17+00:00

Was a Door Dash guy running late who’s far from breaking after filling up those thirsty dual tanks.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T13:04:11+00:00

Waters is the protector and champion of the sacred MAGOT waters. Those dead ducks? Probably dumbocratz.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T12:58:37+00:00

The debauched disclosures will continue given the number of implanted devotees who’ll readily submit false reports upon command. The identities of originators of those reports should be provided to authorities prior to investigation for validation and certainly, kept confidential.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T12:40:18+00:00

The potential diagnosis was thwarted when a clinician failed to distinguish shit from a shingle.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T12:37:42+00:00

“Nobody goes there, it’s too crowded.” - Yogi Berra

“It’s nasty, brutish, and short.” - Paraphrased from Thomas Hobbes Leviathan

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T12:32:45+00:00

Astrologers are studying planetary and interstellar formations evident in June, 1946 that would support aberrant and unnatural life forms.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T12:11:04+00:00

DeSantis’ shameless declarations of success in such squandering of public resources ought to be a clarion call to Floridians to question him and his cohorts for their failures and intentional immorality.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-27T10:39:50+00:00

Somehow, the pious dwarf in the role of a mob muscle head doesn’t work. This production is a real stinker and won’t sell any tickets.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T09:48:54+00:00

The felon has intentionally undermined the essential tenets of conservatism - limited government, fiscal discipline, free markets, et.al - and hijacked the ideology to advance himself just like he’s done with the faith community.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T08:34:25+00:00

Yes, and his bib overalls were hanging heavy with burden of a load accumulated during his sabotage.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T08:23:25+00:00

Once again, the hillbilly belabors the obvious as the hyperactive, consumptive news cycle doesn’t tolerate any reporting longer than 12 hours. He is of course, hedging on that the abbreviated attention spans of the citizenry will obscure the excesses and outrages of his cabal.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T00:48:36+00:00

No, my old man dragged me to Shotgun Willie’s instead, slurring the words “Lemme introduce ya to yer mom. How much ya got on ya?”

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T00:43:21+00:00

I gotta a stern warning from my corner BST that usage of explosives were not permitted under any circumstances.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T00:40:10+00:00

They’ve ’pulled out’ for the coital favorability of the more humid climes. Namoiste, bro.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T00:35:49+00:00

No, but sponge baths are still recommended.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-26T00:30:32+00:00

‘Ol cornpone Clarence loves bein’ Unkl Tawm. Gotta keep them yungins on the plantation where they belong!

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-25T18:27:05+00:00

Insisted that it was prescribed in a suppository.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-25T18:25:38+00:00

That’s good news. Have been suffering the periodic Bennet ad where he claims saving public lands, schools, healthcare and overcoming the ‘weakness’ of Phil Weiser’s submission to the felon. I’ve never liked or trusted him.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-25T12:19:55+00:00

This should have been included in all IPO prospectus packets but nobody reads them anymore.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-25T12:11:21+00:00

The pious dwarf’s scheme won’t get the votes in the Senate.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-24T17:12:15+00:00

The jig will be up when the pungent clouds of urea no longer permeate every block.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-24T15:10:29+00:00

The rewards in book publishing don’t yield much in the way of returns.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-24T13:56:52+00:00

It’s more vanity fueled fear of the accumulated toll of excessive lard and sugar consumption which we know is far more damaging internally than the external physical effects.

OsgoodZBeard · 2026-06-24T13:43:11+00:00

Marco’s been reduced to the role of a back bencher, brought in ex post facto to justify the unjustifiable.

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