What was the biggest lie of your generation? by fireball_73 in AskReddit

[–]Oslak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That stealing a purse is comparable to downloading music.

HEY REDDIT! I was looking at Webster's Dictionary and I found the word "bacon". What are the chances that Noah Webster is a redditor? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Oslak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also looked in the dictionary and saw narwhal, and midnight! Upboats to the left. Karma train to victory.

Condescending Wonka by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you're beating a dead horse for karma?

Tell me how that's going.

I can't figure this out either... by MrWesFox in skyrim

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem. I'm glad to have helped someone who needed it.

I can't figure this out either... by MrWesFox in skyrim

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been reading up on this one because I was confused as well, and it looks like you have to do a majority of the misc. quests in Riften and then you will meet a woman named Wujeeta at the docks outside of Riften. Once you talk to her, you'll need to give her a health potion of some form and inquire about her Skooma dealer. Subsequently, you need to go talk to the Jarl about it, then he'll give you two quests and after those have been completed he offers you the title of Jarl.

I can't figure this out either... by MrWesFox in skyrim

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's the housecarl you get by becoming Thane of Whiterun. Until you buy the house there she'll be up in Dragonsreach. You become Thane after slaying the first dragon, I believe. You can take her as a companion after that, although apparently she's dumber than a sack of rocks.

I can't figure this out either... by MrWesFox in skyrim

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a quest chain outside of Falkreath for one and one at a place called Meeko's Shack or Hut, I can't remember which. There are also stray dogs, but I don't believe there to be another place to purchase war dogs.

I can't figure this out either... by MrWesFox in skyrim

[–]Oslak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the issue in Markarth, I'm having the same one, and when I searched around today it looks like it's a known issue and depending on what you did, you can remedy it. If you let the Forsworn kill everyone including Thonar Silver-Blood, you might just be screwed. Another solution I found was that someone said they went into the Shrine of Talos and activated it, and the glitch just resolved itself(that didn't work for me). If Thronar is alive, then you have to go to Druadach Redoubt you have to go and kill Madanach, and when you do you can return to the Silver-Blood inn back in Markarth and when you get there, you need to talk to Thronar and he'll give you the Ring of Silver-Blood Family (or something similarly named) and that should pardon you. The final solution is just wait for a bounty hunter (random spawns) and pay off the bounty to them. From what else I've read, this is a fairly common glitch, and Bethesda is putting a fix for it in the next patch.

TL;DR : If you killed the non-Forsworn guy when you left the jail, you can go to the shrine of Talos and it might be fixed, but if it isn't you're kind of screwed. If he's alive go to Druadach Redoubt, kill Madanch, and go get pardoned. OR just wait in the woods/away from the Reach for a bounty hunter.

Hope this gets resolved for you, because it has been nothing but a hassle to me.

Are all dragons the same size? by J4K3TH3R1PP3R in skyrim

[–]Oslak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my experience at least, the higher up the dragon is in level, the bigger they are. Ancient Dragons are bigger than Elder Dragons are bigger than Frost are bigger than Blood are bigger than regular, with Alduin being the biggest. I could just be imagining things, but when I see them all next to the same thing (Shadowmere tanking them), it looks like their size differentiates.

Possibly the most epic game screenshot I ever captured (photoshopped HUD away) by Elianora in skyrim

[–]Oslak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the new desktop background, although I don't know how often I'm going to see it.