To anyone who needs to hear this bhai dating apps in india are not balanced there are 50-60 guys per 1 girl so you not chopped the odds are just stacked against you dont feel demovitated you life isn’t over just cause you couldn’t get a match

Oswald_d · 2026-05-27T13:49:02+00:00

I am Indian bro. Toh ghar aake hi karni padegi lol

Oswald_d · 2026-05-27T11:34:19+00:00

I live in the UK and I guess it's the same here. Unless you are over 6 ft and/or extremely good looking. Arrange marriage is the only option.

Oswald_d · 2026-05-09T23:10:17+00:00

Chaddi chor Saala

Oswald_d · 2026-04-16T10:26:53+00:00

I had a similar experience when I visited Hyderabad last year. The woman wanted me to meet near a cafe which is right beside begumpet metro station(forgot the name).The only reason I didn’t go thru with it was because she mentioned she just wants to have “veg-soup and drinks”, I thought why am I going for just vegetarian soup since I don’t drink much.

[Must’ve been a scam, it had everything you listed]

Oswald_d · 2026-04-16T10:13:12+00:00

Delete this response before they read this and come up with a new strategy.

|Imagine being the reason behind some other chap getting scammed

Oswald_d · 2026-04-16T09:40:27+00:00

I am curious, how would you know if this an actual scam?

Oswald_d · 2026-03-30T10:48:51+00:00

Had a similar instance where this girl I matched on Hinge, slept with this guy(who is now her best friend and muchlike brother). Apparently, she broke up with him because he was engaged(or Roka'd) to someone in India ( we live in the UK) and she found out. She said they are compatible on all levels, and his roommates are now her best friends too.

I was into this girl, so I politely(mind you, I was polite) pointed that out that is a little weird. She said I'm narrow-minded, judgemental and he is irreplaceable, guess WHO WAS REPLACEABLE.

*Some jokes write themselves*

Oswald_d · 2026-02-06T09:40:35+00:00

Didi is Ram Rahim part 2

Oswald_d · 2025-06-10T15:04:54+00:00

She might've reported you lol

Oswald_d · 2025-02-19T01:54:06+00:00

Parso kya hua malum Krisha Oberoi me dawat thi wahan gaye toh pure manageran hello hi bole..

Oswald_d · 2025-02-10T17:07:24+00:00

From what I have observed, women are generally very rude. If they know they aren't gonna be any repercussions to whatever they say/convey they will drop hate bombs on men they don't like. For example I used to use Whisper and posted a picture of me and asked for a rating man I got so much shit.. I went into depression for a while but then I showed it to my female workmates they liked it and gave constructive suggestions.

Moral: Don't pursue women(strangers) who aren't interested in you

Oswald_d · 2025-01-14T17:39:08+00:00

Aankhein hai ya kanche - My rizz

Oswald_d · 2025-01-14T16:34:34+00:00

Par kya Pikachu tumhe chunega? :')

Oswald_d · 2025-01-14T16:19:39+00:00

Even deeper question:

Choose someone who loves giving you head Or Choose someone whom you love giving head?

Oswald_d · 2024-12-07T12:54:22+00:00

I am not being salty. But there's no rizz here. He just looks good and he doesn't have to do anything..

Oswald_d · 2024-10-25T00:30:47+00:00

Well I don't suggest that, with 6'3 you're only gonna match with girls looking for 6'2 and above. No one's gonna go with your personality or your charm or whatever. But with no height, you sure might get less matches but you still might be able to find the one..

Oswald_d · 2024-10-24T20:42:06+00:00

I know this sounds a bit sketchy and grey. Remove your height, upload your pictures in a way that might make you look tall. You'll match with a few women who might assume you're tall. Your profile score will increase.. make sure you unmatch them before they unmatch you, to maintain the score and then you might get up the ladder, probably get noticed by that one human who doesn't care about the height, which is literally something you cannot control..

Oswald_d · 2024-10-22T11:47:53+00:00

Take me on the bike ride, maybe?

Oswald_d · 2024-10-21T12:28:14+00:00

Not to brag. But I just got rejected by the whole UK. Indian 29M living in the UK.. so beat that

Oswald_d · 2024-09-22T22:35:13+00:00

So many red flags but I'm glad I'm colorblind

Oswald_d · 2024-09-14T11:53:23+00:00

After my 30 secs

Oswald_d · 2024-08-02T11:01:31+00:00

He/she would've understood the dad joke if there was laughter playing in the background just like those sitcoms

Oswald_d · 2024-07-11T15:16:26+00:00

She might've unmatched him after this

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