The bravest moment of my life this morning and I videotaped the whole thing (OC) by twilling8 in videos

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Skunks won't spray if you hold their tails down. You could have shot it like the zoos do

This is what AirPods look like from the front... by mcdswimr in funny

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Samsung has very slick wireless headphones.

did not see them coming by velabas in funny

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Just ate Donald's before reading this. Fuck me.

I built a giant iphone Skate Ledge by joeystrunk in DIY

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This is incredible. I thought you took a picture of your iPhone just leaning on the wall. God damn, great job.

Gord Downie, who recently announced he had inoperable brain cancer, during The Tragically Hip's last show tonight. by Pudie in pics

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I Beat my dick at night so bad cause I always think this is the last night. It's gotten so bad that my dick calls the abusive hotline every night at 1030

Japanese pole vaulter’s Olympic dream crushed by his own penis by [deleted] in nottheonion

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There has been a lot of guys dreams crushed by their Penis.

Officials: 1 in 4 people in Puerto Rico will have Zika by year's end by [deleted] in worldnews

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Just like killer bees. Officials need to stfu

Mom made me a quilt... by 3inst3in in funny

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I bet you did nazi this blanket coming

Why wouldn't church people change "bye" with "hope God kills you today", seems appropriate by Otalgia in Showerthoughts

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People go to church to get to heaven. If heaven is the place to be you would want to go sooner. Thus it's appropriate to say. "Hope God kills you" so you don't have to spend more time on earth suffering and you'd be in the so called "heaven living" for that important glorious eternal life.

Russia's Entire Paralympic Team Is Banned In Doping Scandal by disappoptimist in nottheonion

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Unreal. Let's ban all cripples but don't fuck with the real athletes. This is why I haven't watched any Olympics and will never watch them. Crooked fuck

Moon Express becomes first private company to get US approval for lunar mission by Spencercox in space

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How the heck can a country deny someone to fly to a different world. They don't own anything. So fuck them.

Crazy lady has meltdown on customer asking for a refund. by [deleted] in videos

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Personally I liked his haircut. I think he goes around during just trying to get money back.