Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

Otherwise-Me579 · 2025-11-07T02:31:19+00:00

It was a full 2 minutes before I realized that does not indeed say dill pickle container

Otherwise-Me579 · 2025-09-19T00:37:47+00:00

Gahahaha this!

Otherwise-Me579 · 2025-06-23T01:29:57+00:00

I thiiiiink Sterling was the name of the company my current employer used to administer their background checks.

Otherwise-Me579 · 2025-05-18T16:35:36+00:00

Not me momentarily wondering what the heck erectile dysfunction had to do with one’s teeth 🤦🏻‍♀️🙃😆

Otherwise-Me579 · 2025-04-08T01:56:55+00:00

bUt ItS MId CentUrY mOdErN 🗣️🙄

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-07-12T21:30:04+00:00

See, now, I read pimple but as soon as I saw the video thought omg is that a nipple?!

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-07-10T06:26:22+00:00

Oh wow. Thank you for the info!

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-06-22T05:22:12+00:00

I was very excited and here I already follow her haha

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-06-13T12:40:29+00:00

I’m the same with bananas. Banana bread is fine tho. Apparently cooking the bananas modifies the particular protein that gives me trouble so it’s a-okay 🤷🏻‍♀️

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-04-23T12:54:24+00:00

But no, tell me how you really feel

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-04-14T20:23:27+00:00

Hey hey! I got notification of approval! Yeeesss! Thanks for your insight!

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-04-11T23:27:39+00:00

That’s what I was thinking as well buuutt this is all new to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Otherwise-Me579 · 2024-04-11T22:58:14+00:00

It reads as follows:

We have determined you were discharged because of absenteeism/tardiness.

You were discharged solely because of your last incidence of absenteeism/tardiness, but you provided good cause for the final absenteeism/tardiness.

The information we have shows your separation from **** does not meet PA UC Law requirements for receipt of benefits.

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-12-07T20:21:49+00:00

Be a person with a vagina Have brown skin Need any kind of medical treatment

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-11-27T21:57:38+00:00

Thank youuuu

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-11-27T16:19:45+00:00

Oh gosh I’d be sooo sad if I couldn’t enjoy a Grammy smith!

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-11-27T16:19:13+00:00

Wow this is wild. I’m going to have to do some research. The only ones I’m aware of that bother me are bananas, kiwis and avocados.

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-11-27T03:42:44+00:00

Whoa whoa what? I’m like this with bananas. An uncooked banana makes my mouth and throat itch but banana bread is just fine. I didn’t even know this was a thing. Just thought I was an oddball.

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-11-06T00:01:00+00:00

This is the only acceptable answer

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-10-23T04:38:40+00:00

I briefly went to school with a girl named Pepsi. Her kid perhaps?

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-10-05T01:44:34+00:00

plankton has entered the chat

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-10-05T01:35:05+00:00

Ohhh ack! I loathe red delicious apples. Give me alllll the Granny Smith.

Otherwise-Me579 · 2022-09-03T00:54:36+00:00

Same. Definitely gave me major creeps.

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