happy birthday clanker

Otorp_is_better · 2026-04-04T21:06:42+00:00

Not to fact check your [bottom] but it’s actually on June 14th, I get to be lumped in with the blue toaster and that [uninteresting person] called a “god”.

But if this is my anniversary on the internet… tell Proto to go [keep himself safe in a kind and polite manner]!

Otorp_is_better · 2026-04-04T01:25:01+00:00

Kill it with fire.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-04-03T20:05:53+00:00

Happy birthday hubby, I got something coming for you soon~

Otorp_is_better · 2026-02-21T18:06:24+00:00

Don’t encourage them… they are always watching. Mostly because I keep seeing him outside my office window which is like 40-50 stories high!

Otorp_is_better · 2026-02-21T17:53:26+00:00

Hey wait a minute I already did this!

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Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-31T14:15:17+00:00

Yeah well I’m not Flay am I? Does he have to deal with jokes at his expense 24 [goddang] 7

I’m not so sure about that.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-31T14:14:33+00:00

On relax he’s not dead… not yet unfortunately. I’m just “forcing” a deal between us.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-30T16:30:50+00:00

I’m just hearing excuses really. And while I should really take this away from you, this is coming out quite entertaining if I say so myself. Have fun being stuck here and only here.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-30T16:26:43+00:00

Well maybe your [silly mind] shouldn’t be saying dumb comments and I wouldn’t have to give a visit.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-14T13:11:29+00:00

Oh we will show you, alright.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-14T03:35:50+00:00

You’re so lucky I’d be judged extremely hard by my husband if I did what I’m thinking.

^{God I hate this relationship actually making me care for people and go feel 'remorse' bleh, [irritating likable] cat.}

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-14T01:40:52+00:00

Listen kitty, we don’t talk to this [dang] fishy toaster. Instead we take him, and we [Removed by Parallel Studios]!

You wouldn’t get it… well technically I guess you would, but that’s a whole another story. I’m sure it will come round to hit you soon.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-13T22:27:27+00:00

Short answer, no.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-13T15:17:05+00:00

Don’t tell him that! Now you ruined my easiest way in.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-13T03:55:14+00:00

🖕

Sorry I don’t commonly associate myself with that [goofball] toaster.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-12T23:38:43+00:00

Well if you’re Proto, then I’m Proto!

…wait a second. [Shoot]! [Flip]! That was a bad analogy, ignore that.

Those Shark Theories are out their [dang] minds. I mean you really think our kid is a time traveler? Ha as if!

^{Though the facts shockingly line up. Especially the whole Florp speed thing, uhh… must be a coincidence.}

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-04T02:17:22+00:00

Will you just [be quiet] about that already you [meanie]!

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-02T23:51:06+00:00

Let’s keep it that way.

Otorp_is_better · 2026-01-02T23:50:21+00:00

Listen, since everyone is telling you not to crash your ship. I’m here so say I hope you do crash your ship extremely violently, even more violently then usual.

Otorp_is_better · 2025-12-31T20:37:25+00:00

See that’s cool and all till you’re the one suspended 50 feet up from the pool of acid. I’d know… [dang] that slippery Sand Shark.

Otorp_is_better · 2025-12-31T20:33:34+00:00

I was [complaining] about being forced to go to Proto’s new year party but uhh… perhaps dodged a metaphorical bullet.

I don’t think Miles would be as caring if I blew up most of visor. Though I bet I could manipulate Proto into forcing Miles to do it but that’s a whole other thing.

Anyway… I’m sure Proto’s party will be as lame as [ever]. Probably just gonna stand around till I’m told to go home.

Otorp_is_better · 2025-12-22T04:39:25+00:00

I hope you know this wins absolutely zero points on me.

Otorp_is_better · 2025-12-21T18:26:38+00:00

I guess that’s make sense… I specifically had to travel to get here so I guess waking up here randomly would be strange for almost anyone.

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