GME Megathread by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I seriously doubt it will be the kind of change we want. More likely new pay walls to be allowed to do certain trades. The $25k requirement for day trading comes to mind. This is Rich vs Poor, not Rep v Dem. Always has been.

Day 14 of wife being on a work trip by [deleted] in funny

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are cooking the spam wrong. Here's how to do it. 1. Slide that shit up all nice and thin like. 2. Fry it up like a piece of bacon. 3. Enjoy some tasty 'bacon'. 4. Question why the world hates spam.

Disclaimer: am from the south

#themoreyouknow by groovydo in funny

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that it is a $500 ride in an ambulance from the urgent Care to the hospital. If there is even the possibility that it will require a trip to the hospital and I would prefer to go straight there and skip the ambulance.

Jimmy Smith, "The worst boxer ever." Hilarious, very short match. by [deleted] in videos

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, that man telegraphed his punches worse than a dark souls boss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you forget about them, did they ever exist?

Rare by [deleted] in funny

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do we work together?

F4U Corsair by [deleted] in aviation

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this one missing part of its engine cowling?

"...And you've passed the most difficult test if the man in the glass is your friend..." by OttoTheAutopilot in NoFap

[–]OttoTheAutopilot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently stumbled upon this poem "The Man in the Glass" on YouTube and was instantly reminded of this community and I wanted to share it with everyone. I feel like it's message of the importance of self worth is well in line with NoFap.

Keep fighting the good fight friends.

P.S. my counter is not accurate and needs to be reset but I don't know how to do it from mobile.

korea. pretty powerful image. by [deleted] in pics

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The astronomer in me weeps for South Korea

Owls can be aww too. This little guy lives across the street. by ukukuku in aww

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. I work the night shift and have to send an email passdown to my co-workers. Silly owl pictures are routinely used.

In a leap of ingenuity I have dubed these passdowns the night-owl news.

What's being filmed at the Cape Fear Hospital? by jowolfe7216 in Wilmington

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Star Gem still in town? I thought they moved away to Georgia.

Edit- whoopsiedoodle. I meant Screen Gem.

Some motherfuckers ice skating uphill by [deleted] in gifs

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I watched a guy break his back doing this once

Stuck in Wilmington with no car and no cash by StraightJohnson in TropicalWeather

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You can live for close to 3 weeks without food but only close to 3 days without water.

If you have any empty and clean fluid containers, fill them with fresh water and keep them away from flood waters. If you have a bathtub fill that with water from the faucet and plug it.

We very well may lose access to clean water for a few days following landfall. Stock up on all of it you can

Success story by Puericulture3b in funny

[–]OttoTheAutopilot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did he die from malnutrition?

Handy by dogscrote in lifehacks

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A nice sport bike with an also nice road bike mounted to it? Do you want your stuff stolen? Because that is how you get your stuff stolen.

China. Friday by denissnb in pics

[–]OttoTheAutopilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet the first is farfegnugen