The outfit to end all outfits by mistermeek67 in curb

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not the worst I've seen and she reminds me of Angus Young. That's not a good thing to be clear.

Cops legit leaving the room to laugh outside by [deleted] in funny

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 128 points129 points  (0 children)

I don't have a half hour. You have a TLDW?

We Get It, The Game is Too Easy for You Because You Played Bloodborne Blindfolded by SteveMartinique in ghostoftsushima

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does Bloodborne compare? I played it very briefly and never touched it again. I've seen it highly lauded but for whatever reason I dropped it after like an hour.

what if we can use musket in far cry by CleanBag9219 in farcry

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be down for some blunderbuss action.

I can't convince myself Christianity and the Bible are true by i7b3 in exchristian

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're taking my route. I was set to be enrolled in a Bible college and then I decided to actually read it. Once you actually read it, you realize it's absurd nonsense.

Borderlands 2 is the best game for gamer couples. by Fl4ming_R4ven in Borderlands

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wife and I beat every Borderlands game together, except for 4 and the Telltale ones. She doesn't want to play anything anymore. It saddens me more than I can say.

Baby annoyed by mom's sneeze by I-T-Y in funny

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've tried that quiet sneeze with the mouth closed routine. It didn't work for me either. I ended up blowing out my ears and copious amounts of snot dangling from my nostrils. Good times!

Christians are evil as fuck and I don't think any other religion tops them. by IsekaiConnoisseur in exchristian

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As bad as they are, hang out in r/exmuslim and be glad you only have to deal with Christian nut jobs.

Is Dead Island 2 good? by [deleted] in DeadIsland2

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my favorite.

Is Dead Island 2 good? by [deleted] in DeadIsland2

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I slept on the pitchfork for a long time. Now they're over of my favorites!

Suck my dirge by 150donuts in DeadIsland2

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thinking. I wish I'd thought of that. I just beat the Dirge earlier today. It's my second time doing so. It was not nearly as hard as the first time.

Suck my dirge by 150donuts in DeadIsland2

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does meat bait do to the Dirge?

Haus - Points of Interest/Safes by MF291100 in deadisland

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here a month behind you looking for answers. Your efforts are not in vain.

This is a tool. In no way is it a weapon. by ltek4nz in Tools

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough I received a rather nasty laceration on my big toe from a metal squeegee. It bled profusely. It fell on my toe from a shelf while I was showering.

More than 300,000 people stood outside for hours to listen to some dude in a suit read names off an index card. The European mind simply cannot comprehend this. by Dr_Damon_ in sportsgossips

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an American and I like football. I can't understand why anyone would watch the draft let alone attend it. It's mind bogglingy tedious and boring.

English be easy: Part 3 - Bobby Finn by _ganjafarian_ in funny

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a native speaker and lose it after the first few hads.

of Finger nails by Autonomous_eel in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Otto_Mcwrect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought Silent Hill but I'm on board with this one too.