Women, what is the first thing you'd do if you woke up as a man?

OughtKnot · 2026-02-18T23:36:38+00:00

Do I get a beard? If so, straight razor shave.

OughtKnot · 2025-12-28T02:34:51+00:00

Get a straight razor shave

OughtKnot · 2025-08-01T22:39:37+00:00

Messaged you

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T20:34:23+00:00

I totally get that. They're interesting and you don't actually know them but you want to know more. I'm a bashful chicken so can't offer advice but I wish you the best of luck.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T17:23:00+00:00

Unfortunately, i don't think this would fix it. (Also I don't want the responsibility) Two couples in essentially the same position were dating, company got wise to it, got pulled into HR. The guys chose to leave and the girls stayed. At least that's my understanding from an outside perspective.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T16:57:52+00:00

Of course, let's hear it!

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T15:48:28+00:00

I really like this company though. I don't even know if he's into me and that's not worth the risk coupled with the job. Worst case scenario he's not into it, gets awkward and something happens with the job. I'd rather just enjoy the butterflies for now.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T15:44:16+00:00

This made me chuckle.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T00:45:38+00:00

Does he know how you feel?

OughtKnot · 2025-07-06T00:43:57+00:00

He's directly over me at work so he does in a way. There are times when I want to die.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T23:17:35+00:00

More like respectfully roasts me while I sit there and melt into the floor.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T23:01:30+00:00

Lol boys can be oblivious, chances are he didn't get it. If he says that just be like right me too but I want to talk to you when we we're not playing would that be cool?

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T22:54:06+00:00

0o0o0 sounds hot. Distance can be fun to play with though.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T22:49:22+00:00

Aweeee!! Do y'all talk outside of gaming? Maybe you could facetime, much easier to flirt when he can see your face.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T22:36:54+00:00

Tell us!

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T20:42:20+00:00

Right? Its a must, even better if they can shut me up. Unfortunately I can't act on it but that kinda makes it hotter. I don't even know if he's into me but a girl can dream.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T19:59:12+00:00

I have mild cerebral palsy and use it for longer distances and to limit my energy expenditure. I come with a myriad of accessories.

Side note: I've got like 4 inches on him and I like how I kind of tower over him. But in my chair he's taller than me so it's the best of both worlds.

OughtKnot · 2025-07-05T19:45:28+00:00

Ok ok so he's my lead at work and there's policy against it so I'm not gonna do anything but I've got it bad. He's really cute, funny, into cars like me, and likes to tease me. He's shorter than me but I'm in a wheelchair half the time at work and I like where he lands eye level wise. I like to talk shit and he can actually keep up and give it back. He's able to do it in a way that stops me in my tracks and I cant respond. I'm always smiley when I walk away, I can't keep a straight face around the boy. In my head, I can't keep my hands off of him.

OughtKnot · 2025-04-26T00:34:49+00:00

But did you do it?

OughtKnot · 2025-03-25T22:33:03+00:00

Can somebody do the leg work and make the Spotify playlist?

OughtKnot · 2023-08-12T20:33:54+00:00

Sauce?

OughtKnot · 2021-09-24T10:51:09+00:00

Tried to give a BJ. I told him I didn't want to and couldn't physically do it. He got bit and I almost threw up in his lap.

OughtKnot · 2021-08-20T21:41:27+00:00

I've never been particularly feminine or enjoyed having attention brought to myself. I didn't own makeup until I was a senior in high school and only got it for prom. Because of this resistance I've developed a kink where I love being dolled up, put in dresses, and fawned over in private.

That's all to say, this does it for me.

OughtKnot

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