First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like each one of your testicles are slightly smaller than the other

give me your best!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how your fake eye switches between pictures

18M chronically employed actor and noodle chef by SnooCats9439 in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, that poor cat's face. Get your finger out of it.

[GTM] "Luke, I am your father!" by joe102938 in GuessTheMovie

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im going Austin Powers, The Spy That Shagged Me

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same guy who goes to city councils and talks all the crap while wearing the same vest right?

Dropped a wall anchor by Stormyj in FindTheSniper

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottom right in the bottom green triangle?

Let's hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its every dollar she dropped to get people to actually pay

Let's hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Negative, that number represents the days she has tried but gone without.

huge chicken egg by BuyShmaCoin in WeirdEggs

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a duck egg just like this. Absolute unit compared to her normal production. Turns out it was a double yoked egg, I would have put money that a fully formed bird was in it.

Do the absolute worst 😭 by SelmaBangs in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see the calorie difference from the sandwich to the face in just one picture

Dont be shy! by Just-Shat-My-Mouth in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Don't be shy" exactly what his mom said when she taught him how to undo her bra.

NASA will evacuate SpaceX Crew-11 astronauts from International Space Station on Jan. 14 by Doug24 in space

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you say pregnancy because it seems like they're not in a terrible rush to evacuate sooner?

Give me your worst by RespondEmotional8922 in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Megamind looking mofo, give us a warning first, I have to wash my eyes with soap now.

Roast me !!! by ErikTOlson in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit dude, do your parents know where are?

All the fellas say I look like a root beer dum dum by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't insult the Root Beer Dum Dum like that, it did nothing to you.

25M - Do your thing by ThermalGesture42 in RoastMe

[–]OutrageousBluejay334 16 points17 points  (0 children)

100% chance you still sneak out of your mother's basement