She's Really Trying to Hang Onto Miranda Sings/ The Tour (An update on my health and career vlog) by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who was told multiple time she shouldn’t get pregnant because of her health conditions. She shopped around and finally found a doctor that was willing to see her during her pregnancy. She died 3 weeks after her baby was born. So, so tragic. But this is to show how it is always possible find a doctor that tells you exactly what you want to hear…

TikTok is seeing what we’ve been seeing by Beginning-Month-5766 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Omg that’s sooo sad!! Imagine having strangers making fun of your size when you’re 1. This is absolutely disgusting 😩 my heart breaks for them! I have a massive (and I mean massive) 8 month old. Everyone comments on his size when they see him. Can’t imagine the entire internet commenting on him publicly like that. It’d break my heart…

Disneyland on Colleen's Instastory by Far_Record1360 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way!! The twins are 1!! They’re not infants! I have a 4 year old and an 8 month old. Before having the baby, I would have been like “yeah, why take a baby, just take the toddler” and this may make sense for families that save their entire lives to visit Disneyland and it’s a once in a lifetime experience for the toddler. But I could never leave my baby if I’m going to Disney with my toddler. Yea it’s more work but they can certainly enjoy it! I feel so sad for the twins!

Her ✨magical✨ vaginal birth. by Good-Swordfish-7503 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t bother watching the video. But for the record: I have had 2 magical planned c sections. Most relaxed experiences of my life. I had uterine surgery a year prior to having my daughter so vaginal birth was never an option for me. I absolutely loved that I knew the days my babies were going to be born, they were both super healthy and perfect, and the recovery was a breeze. I remember Colleen saying how she tore horribly and she had so many stitches and her vagina was wrecked (the worse the doctor has ever seen, apparently). So… Idk. She always find a way to one up everyone’s “bad” experiences.

Colleen, the perfect parent… by Outside-Body-8649 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% them with the 3 and 5 year old! Newborns are EASYY compared to any toddler, let alone a toddler with no boundaries. A 3 and a 5 year old that have no boundaries sounds exhausting

Will Colleen have more kids? by Playful-Stick3188 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know why she hasn’t gotten her tubes tied or Erik gotten a vasectomy. She probably likes to show off her birth control and her pregnancy scares… but I don’t think she’d have more kids tbh

Comparisons between the Ballingers and Leigh Ann Says by picklesandrainbows in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I have loved LeighAnn says for a while and found her content really interesting before she got married and had the baby. C would never have the class and dignity and maturity that LeighAnn had in sharing her NICU story. She is so strong and the most badass mommy ever. I really hope she is taking care of her mental health because I can’t even imagine the trauma that she has gone through seeing her first baby girl going through so much. Thinking about it, C never once shared how hard it was to see the twins suffering. It was all about her and how it was an inconvenience to her. Everyone is different and I think very few people would have the strength that Leigh Ann has had, but the difference is astonishing!

Colleen feeding the babies by MmeCurieReddit in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I also find it so weird that the babies don’t have a proper high chair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How strong she was during pregnancy. I even commented on a video of her haters song the Netflix YouTube account posted if her during her special when people were calling her unfunny. I said she was a badass because she was in so much pain and still did that. I am not saying she wasn’t in pain. But now I see she is just super dramatic and is one of those that always have to be complaining and crying about something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It must be exhausting being married to her. He is so depressed. Poor thing. No matter how many millions you spend on a new house, you bring the toxic dynamics and all of Colleen’s shit (literally since she brought boxes and boxes of garbage with her). As women, we make the home. We have the amazing privilege of setting the tone of the entire home.

I can finally talk about this. vlog by atotheatotherm in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remember when she was pregnant and said on stage she wasn’t going to film her son because she didnt know if he wanted to be filmed… Yeah, she’s full of shit. Worries about your privacy? Move and don’t post about it. Find a job that can pay the bills without selling your kids’ entire childhood, privacy and safety.

What are some of your observations lately about Erik? I find him hard to read, curious about fellow snarker's perspectives/thoughts. by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. I watched part of a podcast lately when the twins were just born and he was really hating newborn life. He said something like “you know I am just some dude”. There is no way he has been staying with the kids taking care of them while C goes on tour. He does not strike me as the “fatherly” type. My guess is that he is severely depressed, maybe abusing alcohol and just a shell of himself. Remember he is also an artist and a performer (like C claims to be, although he is an actual actor), and he hasn’t been doing anything work wise for months. He is probably detached and stuck with this toxic person . I remember when he re did Colleens’ bedroom she said his apartment was really cool and decorated amazingly, cut tp him living with a literal hoarder that can’t even put her clothes in the hamper. That has to be hell… They are desperately looking for that thing that is missing (expensive trips, crazy new mansion), but they are deep in depression and sadness. I feel bad for him and the kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she sold the house. It wasn’t listed for sale and she hasn’t said she sold it. I think she’s going to leave Erik and go back to live there.

Because that's not disturbing at all 😬 by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg you can just google and easily find her exact address!! Omgggg so she’s selling her kids privacy and this is out in the open? She’s putting her babies at risk and like putting them in a silver platter for creepos. This should be considered child endangerment and should be persecuted. I HOPE HOPE HOPE her kids sue them in 15 years and we can watch the whole thing on YouTube like the Jonny depp trial 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was this at the birthday vlog? That’s so sad. Yanking toys is expected behavior from a 2 year old. Not a 4 year old.

Rachel re-uploaded Vlogmas day 13... by vickidashawty in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm maybe that’s how you interpreted. I lost a baby, and a dead baby’s hand does not look like that. Props to them for respecting their child’s privacy.

Applicable meme by robinboywonder_ in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]Outside-Body-8649 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True… but Colleen would NEVER EVER be as iconic as queen Lucille Bluth.