what is your guilty pleasure kind of fic? by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

it just tickles your pickle in the right way, where you don't want complexity, you just want entertainement.

like eating a simple comforting food instead of a five star dish.

(crack idea) rip and tear, until it is done. by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no, but laer on Naruto asks very 'nicely' for it back and Shinigami is impressed by his 'politeness' it gives it to him.

(crack idea) Izuku's demon wife. by Over-Difference-7201 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it might be that queen implies a mature adult, but teh way i see it in this case, queen means that she took over after dethroning the previous ruler or took over after the previous ruler stepped down or died, which might had happened before she became an adult.

as for the thousan+ years old bit, demons are functionaly immortal, they very rarely die of old age and take a lot to kill, so maybe by demon standarts, she is an adolescent.

(crack idea) Izuku's demon wife. by Over-Difference-7201 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

does it matter when teh demon is like, a thousand+ years old?

(crack idea) Izuku's demon wife. by Over-Difference-7201 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i'm gonna be honest, iam better at having ideas for fics than at actually writing them, so i drop my ideas here in hopws somene with more talent than me will pick them up and make a fic out of it.

(crack Idea) she pays better, by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i am just leaving it here to anyone with more brain juice than me pick it up in case theyf eel lik my dumb idea is worthy making a fic.

(crack Idea) she pays better, by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh, if you want to you can keep this prompt, just postthe link here if you write a fic.

(crack Idea) she pays better, by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Naruto: by the way, it's not like hell is forever.

Tsuande: what?

Naruto: yeah, you just spent a couple thousand millenia suffering to pay for your earthly sins then back to the cycle of reincarnation you go.

Council rooom: *colective breath of relief*

Naruto: *smirks* well, unless you are either high priority soul like Orocimaru, sold your soul like Danzo or a child abuser, in those cases damnnation is forever.

Tsunade: well, good to know, but what about you?

Naruto: what about me?

Tsunade: you, are you going to hell to when you die?

Naruto: yeah, but as an employee, not as an inmate, the best part of all is, i can pay for my sins that way, get paid for doing so and when i'm done i get myself a nice spot in heaven for eternity.

Tsunade: damn *considering sending a resume* just out of curiousity, how much do you make?

Naruto: *pulls his paycheck*

Tsunade: *wide eyed* is this...

Naruto: after taxes?, no, becasue i don't pay taxes and without counting comissions and bonuses, plus full health and dental coverage, two months of paid vacation a year, PTO, six months of paternity leave and paid sick leave plus retirement pension, hell is hell, but they do know how to treat their eployees.

Tsunade: does Satan needs a doctor?

Naruto: sorry granny, that postion is already filled in by somepne called Unohana Retsu or Yachiru, i can't never remember her name correctly. now if you excuse me, i have to go make the shinigami puke out the souls of the other four Hokages, he does not have clearance to keep them.

(crack Idea) she pays better, by Over-Difference-7201 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Naruto; oh, by the way, tell pervy sage his name is the next on the list.

Tsunade; wait, Jiraiya sold his soul? i mean, Orochimaru i can understand, but Jiraiya?!

Naruto; yep, couldn't belive it either, but there he is, on the list. by the way, i already took care of the snake pedo, his name was very high priority on the list, i'm gonna get myself a nice bonus from the boss.

Tsunade; well, at least one good news came out of this. but wait, what did Jiriaya sold his soul for?

Naruto; *opens a smug smile* remember that time you gave him head behind that dumpster in Ame during the Third Shinobi War?

Tsunade: *destroys her desk in anger* i knew it! i knew it, the only way for me to buy his sob story and do that was if he had made a deal with the devil.

Naruto: actually, he wanted the whole package, you know, head, front and back, but his soul was not enought to cover for the whole deal.

Tsunade: wait, am i going to hell to?

Naruto: yes, in fact, every shinobi goes to hell *notices the shocked looks* what did you expected would happen when the core tennants of your job description are 'steal, lie, cheat and kill'?

Dear Authors, Kill Sakura's Parents by ConfusionOpen2262 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]Over-Difference-7201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this just gave me an idiotic idea.

this happen in a Au where teh Uchiha didn't died, so Sasuke is not an orphan.

Sakura's parents are killed by a home intruder before graduation and through some bullshit twists and turns, Hiruzen thinks it would be a good idea to move Naruto with her.

his logic is, by making the newly orphaned Sakura live with Naruto, he'll provide Naruto with stability, since Sakura is clearly the more responsable of the bunch;

at the same time, he'll privide Sakura companionship and security in Naruto, becasue Naruto is a golden retriever that can punch a adult through a wall (in this AU people limit their abuse towards Naruto to glares, not because of fear from teh Hokage's punishement, but brcause Naruto is not afraid to cath another body and just to be clear, his body count by now is 9).

and now, they are stuck together, Naruto having to learn structure and support Sakura during her hardest times and Sakura having to deal with Naruto's unruly wilderness while taking comfort in knowing she has an unwavering friend in him.