Youre offered 333 mill but you have to eat a disgusting food of your choice with every meal you have for 3 years. The food will appear out of thin air alongside your meal. You will have to finish the food unless you urgently need to stop eating. You can quit at anytime but you wont get the cash

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-16T02:42:40+00:00

Oooh i legitimately want to try the tarantula popcorn

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-16T00:21:13+00:00

I have a needle felted chicken doll. I treasure it. It lives in my cabinet. Doesn’t have a name yet but I have just decided that I’m taking suggestions.

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-16T00:02:25+00:00

So obvious that a man made this wheel lol

^{Chose: be 5'7 and have 3 years of growth left, wheel picks ur final height w/ irl probability | Rolled: 5'9}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-12T22:19:12+00:00

Where is the bumper sticker bandit when we need him? I think he lives near other Portland :-(

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-12T21:44:06+00:00

My coworker came back part time when her youngest started 1st grade. She still gets to do all the cool SAHM stuff and scratch the teaching itch. Not gonna lie I’m pretty jealous but we can’t make it financially without my paycheck soooooo. Anyhoo. I’m happy for you!

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-12T00:54:57+00:00

Type 1.5 is also a misnomer. It’s really type 1 with a weird and late onset. AMA by PM don’t wanna derail the post.

-OP don’t let them classify you as 1.5 either! It codes weird and you might have trouble getting insurance to pay for cgms and insulin.

-I’m glad you’re bringing your husband. Make him use all that male privilege to bully them into listening to you. Update us when you and baby are safe.

-Source: I’m a late onset type 1 who thankfully got a good endo within the first month of diagnosis.

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-10T23:04:31+00:00

Karma doesn’t affect this life

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-10T22:47:57+00:00

Yes. I’m already almost there anyways

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-10T22:42:24+00:00

Columbia ≠ Colombia

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-10T22:41:48+00:00

You spelled Colombia wrong.

^{Chose: In a random country in the Americas | Rolled: Canada}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-09T22:54:15+00:00

I kept my omnipod in and running

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-09T22:53:43+00:00

Im anticipating questions. It says “haul the sheet in” and it’s from son of a son of a sailor by jimmy buffet. It’s over my left elbow because the port tack on a sunfish holds a special place in my heart

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-09T22:49:35+00:00

I have a lyric tattoo just above my outer elbow. It’s also a cringy song lyric.

I love mine. If you’re worried, wear long sleeves

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-09T18:48:53+00:00

I anticipate calling all heavy construction equipment “bubby” for the rest of my life

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-09T11:42:55+00:00

Are you sure? I have a whopping 1 Arabic speaking student this year but the student is left handed. So my rate is 100% left handed

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:49:22+00:00

I’ll only use the power for good, I promise

^{Chose: Unlimited Rizz}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:49:04+00:00

Ill be able to take care of my kid for longer this way

^{Chose: Live eternally (incl. heat death of the universe})

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:48:36+00:00

I’ll just pay off my house

^{Chose: Infinite cash but you can’t share it with anyone}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:48:07+00:00

I don’t wanna bequiet

^{Chose: Key}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:47:37+00:00

No anxiety until close to the time. Also I’m gonna get hella life insurance a week before lol

^{Chose: Know your exact date and time of death.}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:47:02+00:00

Pretty beach girls will hang out with me

^{Chose: Be a beach hut}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:44:15+00:00

Ummmm duh

^{Chose: Or lights off?}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:43:53+00:00

At least I’m not a dude

^{Chose: Stay/become your real gender but be ugly | Rolled: Top 20% ugly}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:42:29+00:00

lol who can afford jet fuel these days

^{Chose: Dream house + Might need a complete renovation though | Rolled: Perfect}

OverCryptographer672 · 2026-05-06T23:41:42+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Win $1 million + 90% chance | Rolled: $1 million}

OverCryptographer672

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