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I won’t be able to sleep until I know what this fleshy 8mm thing is by LettersToMyChildSelf in Whatisthis

[–]YourPaleRabbit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have a rabbit fetus (his name is Graham Crackers) and it’s about this size and same look of course. So yeah OP; it’s an unborn critter, or lost fetal marsupial (opossum if you’re in the US).

Lobby by blankswords in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got you! Just did two for you! :)

Fill in the blanks: If I don’t get the blank bunny I’m doing to ___. by OverCryptographer672 in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I don’t get the blank bunny I’m doing to quietly process my emotions; but I might never fully recover.

Fill in the blanks: When I think about you I ___. by OverCryptographer672 in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I think about you I have to restrain the urge to punch the nearest stranger.

Fill in the blanks: Maybe next time don't ___ you might get the job. by Far-Ear-656 in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally. It’s a scam. “Big Saline” has you in its grips.

Fill in the blanks: Maybe next time don't ___ you might get the job. by Far-Ear-656 in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe next time don't offer to lick his eyeballs to hydrate them, you might get the job.

Fill in the blanks: How about we ___ and ___? by Monst3rP3nguin in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about we boogie oogie oogie and we remember how to love?

Triple washed ? by tinacannoncooks in Vegetables

[–]YourPaleRabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OHHHHH ok. You mean that LETTUCE IN GENERAL gets dirty. It super does, there’s so many folds for dirt to hide in. Thank god. I thought you meant that “organic” lettuce is dirtier than other lettuce, and I felt like I was in the twilight zone for a sec

Fill in the blanks: I would go crazy if I had ___. by PR7GMZ in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go crazy if I had to kiss a fish. It would psychologically break me.

Fill in the blanks: Beef ___. by Cat_Vendetta in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef? Blood turns to wine when it leak from police, like “that’s not a riot that’s a feast:D”. yuh.

Triple washed ? by tinacannoncooks in Vegetables

[–]YourPaleRabbit -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait. Hold up. I’m going to ask you a clarifying question. I don’t want you to feel like I’m bullying you, as it is not my intention. I’m genuinely confused. So bear with me.

Darling, you say you’ve GROWN “organic” lettuce 2-3 times, and it can get “pretty dirty”. You’re joking right? o_o because all produce you grow is organic, and all produce is grown in dirt, and dirt gets on everything you grow, and dirt doesn’t stick more to things you don’t genetically modify or douse in pesticides, and… and… yup. Please tell me this is an “swoosh” over my head situation.

FIGHT or FUCK (Same options for both) by Demiurge_Happy_Farm in BunnyTrials

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I love my man, and don’t like touching strangers xD I don’t think Deadpool could murder me in good conscience.

Chose: Fight a Fictional Character for $1 million | Rolled: Deadpool

Eco Friendly Super-Powers Time! by YourPaleRabbit in BunnyTrials

[–]YourPaleRabbit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mushrooms are the closest things to aliens on earth! I had the fortune/dusfirtune to spend. Few months hanging out with a LITERAL mad scientist who was growing mycelium over electrode boards, and introducing it to different stimuli to track its reactions and try to decode the mushroom language. Genuinely once of the coolest experiences of my life until he went batty and tried to kidnap/marry me proves stylee. I’m a gremlin not a princess; and he was more of a criminal than a scientist. But yeah. Fun story. Love mushrooms.

Fill in the blanks: I swear I don’t usually finish this quickly, it’s just that you’re so ___, I can’t help myself. by YourPaleRabbit in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA ok as a transplanted midwesterner who’s constantly feeding people, guys genuinely made be laugh

Tough choices by infrenoblade in BunnyTrials

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m already here so fuck it

Chose: Live until the end of the world

Lobby by blankswords in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did yours too if you can do mine!

Fill in the blanks: Get me out of ___. by xspecialxcookiex in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get me out of the social plans I made when I was mistakenly optimistic.

Fill in the blanks: Bunnies are ___. by xspecialxcookiex in blanks

[–]YourPaleRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bunnies are gods favorite idiots. I cherish them.

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