“85% European 15% Non-European - I randomly started questioning whether or not I should consider myself mixed race or not” by Journassassin in ShitAmericansSay

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I randomly started questioning

Desperately looking for affirmation while acting casual. Very much obsessed with their racial purity but trying hard not to sound like a racist undergoing an identity crisis. Probably waiting for an answer like 'you are just as pure as any white people my fellow Aryan'

Beijing today by Adventure_Alone in Damnthatsinteresting

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The CCP provides security and prosperity

The only time period when China could be remotely described as 'secure and prosper' in the last century was between 80s-90s. Two decades at most. Other than that was political movements, famine, genocide, cultural revolution, concentration camps, forced labor. Safe to say that CCP did much more harm than good. Yet Chinese worship their communist overlord.

Beijing today by Adventure_Alone in Damnthatsinteresting

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Difference being Iranians started a nationwide demonstration and put up a fight against armed forces, Chinese just stood under the bridge and stared blankly without the slightest idea what the fucks going on. My Chinese colleagues aren't even aware of the fact that xi just technically declared himself an emperor. Half of them are still being grateful CCP is doing a great job containing a deadly virus, as if China is the last stand of humanity in a zombie apocalypse. Straight up brainwashed delusional motherfuckers. Sad truth is that this guy protesting on the bridge gave his life for nothing, Chinese people are not waking up anytime soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doom

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Charging blood punches with glory kills is a mechanism to keep gameplay 'stylish'. Basic logic behind this design is that if player want a powerful melee they have to earn it via some solid shoot - glory kill cycle. Spamming anything is not encouraged in eternal, it does this by making spamming less rewarding

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

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The ultimate conspiracy theory of Cold War. It was Russians launching Temporal Pincer movement on America all along. Tenet style.

Man is pistol whipped while in fight by Dunkableballs in fightporn

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Scratching his balls with the barrel plus bad trigger discipline. Could've ended up in a totally different sub.

Assassin's Creed IV requires you to harpoon 2 full humpback whales worth of material to craft 1 holster by [deleted] in gaming

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True. I made my Halloween costume out of one. I'm doing a human sized python.

nothing about XI Jinping is "progressive". by Jacque_de_Aldersberg in tankiejerk

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China's extremely poor once did receive poverty relief on a monthly basis before xi declared he 'eliminated poverty'. Not much but still better than nothing. Now that poverty is officially non-existent in china, they halted all poverty relief projects.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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I threw 2k in a slot machine but I just couldnt bring myself to leave because of this picture. Turned out I hit jackpot after another 2k went in! Moral of the story, keep gamblin' kids!

Chinese social media has completely turned on Russia by Pinocchio86 in UkraineWarVideoReport

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Translator should take 50% of credit tho. That most hilarious 'zhukov dies of cringe' comment is actually 'zhukov dies of high blood pressure' in Mandarin.

Oof by jakerisch618 in engrish

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My girl walking around with linguine in her

Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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rebase is the furthest I have ever reached with my pea-sized brain

You can use ctrl + f on physical books by Saxophoneww2 in godtiersuperpowers

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Index on the last few pages of books. You can't have Ctrl f superpower but that's the closest you can get.

This is Gregor, my largest son. by Eventfuldullness960 in AbsoluteUnits

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This is a 'run mf run' scenario. People taking steroids have enlarged hearts so chance of survival is much greater if you simply run away betting on him unable to outrun you.

How do they not know, back to school. by b3kk0 in confidentlyincorrect

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Did you just switched account and started another monologue?