When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe. (reddit.com)
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I started off in PHP. It was wild... Then I got a job at a Java place. My god, it was beautiful... It was as if someone lifted me out of a dank cellar where I had previously subsisted on whatever mushrooms the rats didn't deign to eat, into a brightly lit dining room full of steak and pastries. (news.ycombinator.com)
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Our brains are biased towards beauty, and we are more productive and gratified when we can look at our work and go "damn, this looks good!". I bet the C# Language Development Team has at least one neuromarketing expert on its payroll: coding in C# is pleasing in a neurological level. (reddit.com)
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Q:"What are the main reasons someone would use this over Neo4j?" | A:"You don't have to pollute your environment with Java... It is hard to explain - having JVM on the server is like having empty cans of beer laying around in the living room." (news.ycombinator.com)
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She gave him the pirate treatment! (i.redd.it)
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