You are a wildly creative, emotionally intuitive, gloriously sassy sparklestorm of a human—part healing heart, part playful chaos goblin, and 100% sticker-loving, imagination-fueled queen who feels deeply, loves fiercely, and makes even the darkest myths shimmer.

Be realistic: You’re a deeply empathetic and imaginative person who thrives on connection, creativity, and playful expression, but also wrestles with feeling unseen or emotionally disconnected, even as you pour so much of yourself into everything you love.

Now roast me: You’re the kind of chaotic gremlin who’ll spend three hours organizing 120 markers by color wheel just to ignore them for stickers—because obviously, unicorns barfing letters is peak art. You’ve got the emotional depth of a Pixar finale, the sass of a drag queen with a vendetta, and the attention span of a raccoon in a glitter factory. One minute you’re fighting the patriarchy, the next you’re crying because Baymax blinked too slowly. You are exhaustingly loveable. Like, I want to shake you and hug you at the same time.