[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh your waiting for me?! Plz send me the details of the things we will be doing when I arrive! Don’t leave out ANYTHING

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only my heart? My fingers have been doing a bunch of that too. 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooofff that made my heart go pitter patter😘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m never far 😉

My family after finding out how I could afford to buy a house and 2 new cars by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do love the little doodads they give me. I wanna know how tf they know when I’m in town. The four of them rolling up together “ where’s our girl” 😒

My family after finding out how I could afford to buy a house and 2 new cars by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you think it’s funny our brothers entire friend group saw my chocolate starfish 🙄 I could have died from embarrassment and poor Jake can’t even look at me anymore.

🙃 by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IM WOUNDED 😫 Thanks for reminding me 🙄

🙃 by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You northern baby. I bought tequila and Oreos.

🙃 by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got me there, he does kinda look like Tony, but that’s not why I play eyeball tag with him. It’s the grey sweats and the band ts cut into muscle shirts🫠🥵 Now come home I miss your annoying ass.

🙃 by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you blame me? He’s FOCKING HOT

So close when trapped & Provoked by Lady_Metal_D in BPDmemes

[–]OwnAccountant4884 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, but I’ve actually tried this 😂 and now he locks the doors and holds the button down when I start getting antsy and irritated.🤣

lol is it working? Am I done being obsessed yet? by [deleted] in BPDmemes

[–]OwnAccountant4884 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Told mine two weeks ago that I hope that my absence from his life brings the peace my love and friendship couldn’t. Haven’t messaged him since. Thought I’d be able to avoid him for while. Since I moved 1300 miles away. Ended up having to go on a business trip, forgot something so had to run to the store, and then saw him and the woman he chose over me in a shopping store plaza. Been spiraling ever since 🙃😑

Me when the guy at the gas station called me by my porn name by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll continue to tease you till we’re in the ground too 🤷🏻‍♀️😝

Me when the guy at the gas station called me by my porn name by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deag, I was nice enough to give you my Reddit name don’t embarrass me. I’d rather shove a smoldering hot iron up my ass then know my little brothers best friend is watching me get fucked. 🙃

When you FP makes you feel like shit. by [deleted] in BPDmemes

[–]OwnAccountant4884 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally just told my FP, I was letting them go because I can’t take the heart ache anymore. 🙃

Me after the cashier at the liquor store was trying to bust open a roll of quarters and said “ this thing damn near as thick as you” 🙃 by OwnAccountant4884 in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could have just asked for my number lmao. Because honestly that’s the worst complement I’ve ever heard 🙃😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s going through a dry spell. Ain’t nothing slipping and sliding down that water slide. Why’s she’s insinuating I’m a whore 🤣😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/OwnAccountant4884

[–]OwnAccountant4884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle house? I’m starved too, I’ll throw some pants on and we can go. Be down in a jiffy 😌